You need one of these! OPERATION "Guvnors Palace" we called it the spade-o-matic. An homage to Wallace and grommet. it started off as a joke...... And turned into a 240v jack hammer spade. a lot of fun!
My old house had a nice thick brush hedge between me and the neighbor. Use to go out sliding doors in the early morning to have a smoke and a cup of java he joked anout his wife being nude a lot! Yea she was put together pretty nice one day i decided i would do it naked she came out didnt notice me at first but when she saw me sitting there with a full erection me thinks she liked it she would peek out to see if i was out if i wasn't she would be semi coverd but if i were it was a good show never went out clothed after that!