Do you celebrate National Pig Day? I was thinking of an anthem that would be borrowing tune and modifying the lyrics if the Simon & Garfunkel song The Boxer to become the Porker. The first line would be, I am just a porker though my story is never told, I live a squalid existence for a pocketful of promises, All lies a jest still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest hmmm, Lie- le-lard ,Lie- le-le-lard ,Lie- le-lard ,Lie- le-le-lard ,
Check out my National Cattle Day essay on my blog. http://www.hipforums.com/view_journal.html?jid=186
Humans taste like pigs apparently Imagine if all this time you've been against cannibalism...only to survive a plane crash in the pacific, get stuck on a deserted island and have to eat the other passengers to survive......only to find out human bacon is even better than normal bacon Grandma might be a bit chewy, but that I'm sure there is at least one person you hated in high school
We have a Pig Day here. Except we call it a Shop With A Cop day for under-privileged children. IOW about the same thing as giving the jews in a c-camp a free set of tanning bed visits before they get hauled off to the ovens. "Yeah, kiddo! Let's take you shopping for a Christmas gift! But next yer I'm gonna have to hit you and kick you harder than normal, to keep ya in line, though!"
Apparently Friday March 1, 2019 is National Pig Day in the United States For that day alone I will forgo Bacon for breakfast
Its Sydney Lunar Festival now, so no one has to say out loud we are celebrating Chinese New Year. Whats that got to do with this thread? SFA
