National Pig Day.

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  1. Bilby

    Bilby Lifetime Supporter and Freerangertarian Super Moderator

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    Do you celebrate National Pig Day? I was thinking of an anthem that would be borrowing tune and modifying the lyrics if the Simon & Garfunkel song The Boxer to become the Porker. The first line would be,
    I am just a porker though my story is never told,
    I live a squalid existence for a pocketful of promises,
    All lies a jest still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest hmmm,
    Lie- le-lard ,Lie- le-le-lard ,Lie- le-lard ,Lie- le-le-lard ,
     
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  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I had a pork knuckle earlier.
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    we don't have a pig day here

    sounds like a good idea though
     
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  4. Sleeping Caterpillar

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    This is the only holiday I demand off work
     
  5. YouFreeMe

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    How does one celebrate Pig Day?
     
  6. Tyrsonswood

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    Buy a cop a doughnut?


    Just guessing...
     
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  7. Bilby

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  8. Tyrsonswood

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    Wait!


    Now it's cow day? wtf happened to the pigs?
     
  9. Vanilla Gorilla

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    We ate them


    Every day should be national bacon day
     
  10. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Humans taste like pigs apparently

    Imagine if all this time you've been against cannibalism...only to survive a plane crash in the pacific, get stuck on a deserted island and have to eat the other passengers to survive......only to find out human bacon is even better than normal bacon

    Grandma might be a bit chewy, but that I'm sure there is at least one person you hated in high school
     
  11. Bilby

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    We could have both but not on the same day.
     
  12. snowtiggernd

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    We could have cow day on Friday, Pig day on Monday and make it a four day weekend.
     
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  13. I'minmyunderwear

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    interestingly enough, he actually grew up and joined the police department.
     
  14. Logan 5

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    We have a Pig Day here. Except we call it a Shop With A Cop day for under-privileged children. IOW about the same thing as giving the jews in a c-camp a free set of tanning bed visits before they get hauled off to the ovens. "Yeah, kiddo! Let's take you shopping for a Christmas gift! But next yer I'm gonna have to hit you and kick you harder than normal, to keep ya in line, though!"
     
  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Apparently Friday March 1, 2019 is National Pig Day in the United States

    For that day alone I will forgo Bacon for breakfast
     
  16. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Its Sydney Lunar Festival now, so no one has to say out loud we are celebrating Chinese New Year.

    Whats that got to do with this thread? SFA
     
  17. parua

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    I'm usually too hungover from Spider Monkey day to celebrate Pig day.
     

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