Names we’ll never see assigned to hurricanes

In the midst of the disaster of Hurricane Katrina I thought I’d help lighten things up with a list of names we’ll never see assigned to hurricanes. Feel free to add to the list!

Hurricane Buffy

Hurricane Muffy

Hurricane Biff

Hurricane Poindexter

Hurricane Bambi

Hurricane Bubba

Hurricane Shaniqua

Hurricane Elvis

Hurricane Cecil

Hurricane Tiffany

Hurricane Christian

Hurricane Moishe

Hurricane Billy Bob

 

Hurricane La Toya
Hurricane Josh
Hurricane Ginger
Hurricane Mohammed
Hurricane Buckley
Hurricane Pete
Hurricane Franky
Hurricane Jesus

 

Oh LOL
Imagine the firestorm that would spark.

 

RetiredName-- Replacement Name
Allison-------- Andrea
Floyd--------- Franklin
Georges------ Gaston
Iris----------- Ingrid
Keith--------- Kirk
Lenny-------- Lee
Michelle-------Melissa

 

Hurricane Bob
Hurricane Jeff
Hurricane Jemima
Hurricane Stuart... but then they called the last one bloody Katrina so who knows.

Who gets to choose the names for hurricanes anyway?

 

Bob? Jeff? Stuart? Why wouldn't they name a hurricane after them?

 

Hurricane Shaniqua

Hurricane Cecil

Hurricane Tiffany

same rationale you have with these names [i imagine].

 

Hurricane Jesus
Hurricane "any racial name" <--- because it would be concidered "racist" by someone "oh yea.. they just had to name that hurricane after a black man cuz black people are bad" bleh...

 

Perhaps being from England you have a different take on names than I do. Anyway, here's more.


Hurricane Guido

Hurricane Madonna

Hurricane Murgatroid

Hurricane Tito

Hurricane Dolly

Hurricane Charity

Hurricane Chastity

Hurricane Dilbert

Hurricane Coco

Hurricane Lulu

Hurricane Fifi

 

Hurricane Libertine
Hurricane Orgazmik
Hurricane Kcismyname
Hurricane HippieVixen
Hurricane ImFuzzyNutz
Hurricane Iron Goth
Hurricane soaringeagle
Hurricane Heron?? hmmm...just could be

 

so you're saying i'll never live to see the glory of hurricane wetback? damn how about hurricane hitler? hey, i mean, hurricanes are bad, hitler is bad....that would be appropriate, right? though i guess theres a good jewish population in florida, and it would be a shame for them to be wiped out by a hurricane of that moniker....

i suggest we have a hurricane bush; that way nobody is offended. at least, nobody that matters.

 

Originally Posted by jo_k_er_man
Hurricane "any racial name" <--- because it would be concidered "racist" by someone "oh yea.. they just had to name that hurricane after a black man cuz black people are bad" bleh...


bad as in good or bad as in bad

 

Okay,

Hurricane Adolph
Hurricane George W.

BTW Florida is currently being threatened by Hurricane Ophelia, so maybe these names aren't so far-fetched after all!

 

Haha.


That's all.

Oh... Hurricane Brianna. AHAHahahaha. I'm glad my name is Megg.

 

i love the name ophelia, i wish it werent a storm now. though it never had terribly optimistic connotations to begin with....

 

this is the best phish photo........ I had to look twice to figure out who it was.... once I noticed mike gordon, then I figured it out..... crazy!! look at fishman! hahaha

 

hurricane optimus prime

hurricane megatron

....

 

I'll bet we'll never see a Hurricane Maynard. which is actually what I'm considering naming my son.

 

hurricane john paul II

 

LMFAO...... too bad