Names of 'Private Parts'...

i know someone who calls his penis mr.happy......

hmmm....i've yet to name my tits. my day will come....

 

My penis is Jaque...my left testicle is Jean-Claude...and my right(and most favorite) testicle is Hughe (pronounced in a french accent Oog) which was my name in high school french class. This girl I flirted with in that class helped me to name them. Also, her boobs were named Joan (as in "Of Arc") and Margot...her vagina was name Elizabeth, which is odd because that was her name.

 

Woodrow (long for "Woody")

Some of the hippies I hung out with in the 60's called theirs "bad thing" and noticed that they sometimes shriveled while tripping. (When I got drunk and unconscious on Tiger Rose 40-proof wine and they had to carry me to my room, they argued about who was going to tuck mine into my underwear after they undressed me and put me to bed!)

Another time, I heard this story about "Rawhide Dick": waking someone up by tying one end of rawhide to a doorknob, the other to Dick, and slamming the door! Yeowza! :O

 

What's it's last name?

 

Also, my lower area is referred to as downtown, or on a more elaborate day "Downtown Vicki-ville" It's great to talk dirty when out in public as well. (i.e. "Why don't you eat downtown tonight?" and "Downtown's supposed to be getting a little bit of moisture later on tonight...that's what the weather said")Gross, I know, I apologize.

 

haha i love code words in public...

i once was wearing a hendrix shirt and my ex kissed my left breast. he said he felt gay and i asked why and he told me that he just basically kissed jimi hendrix ha... so now its referred to as jimi.

 

A book of misunderstood lyrics quoted "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"!

I've misunderstood lyrics occasionally too, like when I went to a dance and they were playing "Climb Every Woman"—or at least that's what it sounded like ("ford every stream...")

 

^^^ lol - Yeah i've had to clear up people's interpretations before on that lyric...

 

I call it the part to never touch becuz my mama told me that ...

 

Do you always go by what your mother tells you?

 

An old girlfriend use to call my dick, FRANKENSTIEN, because of a scar on it and it's size. Not that I have an unusually large one, but it was big to her.

 

~mynameisjake~ I like that, thats pretty funny

 

~Freakwentflyer - Eek! DId you get a surgery done or something?