Names of 'Private Parts'...

My penis is called El Conquistador! And my balls are called Bert and Ernie

 

Spike, always spike

and my hairs called guinivere

 

wow.. you have interesting names here

 

Miss Muffet (my husbands idea)..don't ask

 

One of my ex-girlfriends named my penis "Mr.Winky" because she said it winked at her.
And speaking of breasts........I dated an older woman a couple of years ago and simply referred to her breasts as "the twins".

 

For now, my boyfriend's penis is named "Flipper the Fireman"
I claimed his penis for Poland....without thinking of Polish Sausage.. but yeah.
My right and left boobies, and my butt are claimed for countries too...France, Germany and Spain (not in that order... but yes)

"Ruscle the Love Muscle"...that was amusing!

 

~wrine 420 - My new favorite! (I got a good laugh...) THanks!

 

HAHA, this is the best thread ever, I have to think of a name for mine now...

 

~Tuk Tuk - Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it (there are a lot of crazies in here; and i mean that in a good way)...

 

This guy Dave i know referred to his dick as "Sexy Dave" while intoxicated the other night... It was pretty humorous. Ahh, drunk people - One of nature's best entertainers...

 

Louis on Family Guy referred to Peter's junk as "the place where my babies come from"... Quality.

 

My tits have been Laverne and Shirley, but are now Cheech and Chong

 

In "Death to Smoochy" Robin Williams called a penis a "One Eyed Wonder Weasel" and "Rumpelforeskin"

 

~RiderOnTheStorm - lol... Yeah, personally, I prefer Cheech and Chong myself... ON another note, i've seen your name on here before and i couldn't remember for the life of me where your name was from and i listened to The Doors last night (hadn't in quite sometime) and when that song came on i thought of you for a few seconds... SO, my subconcious thanks you i suppose; your probably the reason why i put in the CD not even thinking yah know... (Trippy but true i think)

 

I had a cigar accidentally dropped down my shirt (don't ask) So now my boobs are named back and mild.

 

You're welcome, TatooedAquarian. Another weird thing between our names, I'm an Aquarius.

 

ok...mmm...my hubby is good for "naming" things...he calls my butt..."bouncing bubbles" and the breast..."da mounts"and "down there"....well I call her "balded bush baby"..... I call HIS...voodoo wand....but, that might be more info you need to know...

 

chooseys are titts..

 

~gumbygurl - Ouch! Well at least u got a nickname out of it...

~intercityvisoinary - "Voodoo Stick" , that's my favorite...

 

i have a freidn who calls his penis... Mr. Bouncy-Bounce....
:-?