Name the punishment

get dragged behind a car for a mile,,on a gravel road

 

Stooge style eyepoke every morning as you wake up

 

chain you up and slice a knife down every one of your toes

 

you may only listen to Bollywood remakes of your favorite music for the rest of your life

 

Put you in a hole and give you these supplies...

Popsicle sticks
glue
string
scissors
construction paper
markers

you have to build your way out.

 

I will make you a shemale

 

Make you watch all 10 unedited seasons of Friends.

 

ever see "one man..one jar" ?.....you get a bigger jar

 

Two snot rockets. One per eye.

 

you get a choice
A) Projectile Diarreah
or
B) force feeding you three day old, ghonereasyphiliaids filled, used hooker tampons.
Take yer pick.

 

throw you into a fishtank full of piranhas with rabies and eels with porcupine quills.

 

eyebrow removal

 

slit your throat and shit down your windpipe

mwa ha ha ha

 

lol bbad. that's funny shit

 

sex slave for a day

 

Make you orgasm constantly for a week

 

make you watch that

 

slowly lowered (one inch an hour) upside down above hungry wolves....

 

You will be a simulated slow car crash dummy...my friend has a car crusher we can use....buckle up

 

strap you down to a chair, and have a drop of water hit you right inbetween your eyebrows every 30 seconds, until you go crazy.