Name the punishment

toe nails removed with pliers

 

lift you off the ground by your hair.

 

you gave the name "radial arm saw" a whole new meaning

 

stoned to deth

 

you have to swim an anvil across the English Channel

 

shave you with a belt sander

 

you get a padded room with speakers playing Mel Torme music 24/7

 

Make you listen to simon cowell talk for 3 days straight.

 

I will sit on you and fart

 

ill then sit on you and force feed you tacks.

 

female circumcision

 

make you gargle razor blades

 

you get hooked up to a machine that gives you an elecctric shock for every note you miss while playing guitar hero on advanced level

 

Do a swan dive into Kiluea-big island.

 

you get kicked in the balls every time you blink

 

toncillectomy with a broken beer bottle

 

the old fashioned drawn and quartered

 

early autopsy.....way too early

 

Made to swallow a 6 pack of broken glass and made to eat 5 laxative bars.

 

you have to clean up the dog poop at the park...without a bag or shovel