name 5 things, that would summon you

i just heard about j.k. rawling's tweet, from goerge takai's mailing list.
and i thought this would make a great forum game.

basically, what five things, if someone placed them around a circle of summoning, would summon YOU?

a cat, definately a cat.
a computer with a graphix co-processor that supposts one of blenders newer render engines.
a deed to a piece of land.
a desktop 3d printer, milling machine, or lazer cutter.
a means of transportation that did not require me to either indenture myself nor live in a city

 

1/A devoted girlfriend who loves cooking and has a bust like a dead-heat in a zeppelin race.
2/My own sunny peaceful island,preferably where the extremely rare beer-tree grows.
3/A new 1700cc V-Max,with raised bars & no need to ever refuel.
4/An acoustic guitar that never needs new strings, tuned to Drop double-D.
5/An endless supply of toilet paper. [those beer-tree leafs sting yer ring!]

Thanks for asking,themmy...I thought nobody cared....[sniffle]...

 

As a dedicated Pagan = The 5 Elements: -

 

1. A black lab
2. A 69 Mach One Mustang
3. A bottle of Single Barrel Jack Daniels
4. A case of beer
5. An outlaw country band in need of a bass player