mystical_shroom!

Hehe I'm about to have lunch presently... Mmmm shells 'n cheese...
Then I'm considering a nice game of golf, if it's not too wet outside...

 

oh....uuum i had beans

haha okay not really but i got that new spicy chicken sandwhich from wendys....and it was pretty good. but it had bacon on it so i didnt eat that but the rest of it was pretty grand!

 

mmmmm sounds like fun friend. my ex always used to say..."if i loved you on a score from 1-10 on golfing terms...you would be a 1" hahaha i thought that was sweet hahaha but kinda dorky too hahaha hehehe

 

haha, put that sandwich with some shells n cheese and now i am hungry
I really want some mashed potatoes really bad..mashed potatoes are my favorite thing, i could eat those bad boys all the time

 

i loooooove mashed potatoes. i prefer the homemade kind better!
oh patrick....i dont think anything comes after 6 stones...i thought i'd let you know!

 

haha thats cute..

heres one..

if my love for you was like a tampon, it would be super plus

 

i know homemade are the best..with the lumps and everything..damn it, now i am going to have to get some after work

 

hmmm yay! oh man i have to go the bathroom! haha brb

 

haha the sandwich acting up on ya..good thing ya didnt have the beans

 

Hahahhaha... that sounds kind of like something I would say. But then again, most people call me "dork"... I guess it fits...

Pip pip, cheerio.

 

haha you caught me!
yah i cant have beans that much...cuz maaaaan. that sucks if you know what i mean hahaha
did you really have bread for lunch?

 

pip pip! hehe

yah i guess the guy had his moments of sweetness...

 

Haha yeah I figured that out earlier...

Mashed potatoes used to be one of my favorite foods, until I practicaly lived on them for a 2 months... They still rock though... Hehe I love shells and cheese.. They're the best food ever...

 

hahaha yeah, i know what you mean "beans beans there good for your heart, the more ya eat them, the more ya fart" haha, my dad use to sing that all the time..yeah, hes slow like me..hehe

yeah, i had some bread for lunch..things here are expensive and bread is what i brought from home..hahaha, sad i know..hehe

 

or how about...beans beans the magickal fruit, the more you eat the more you toot
hahah toot and fart are such funny words

one day for our friday the thirthteenth party at work, a friend and i made witches fingers. and they looked so real to!!
and no one would eat them i was like "bitches, we spent like 3 hours makin this shit, so you're gonna eat them!" okay haha no really but that's what was i was thinking

we even put red food gel in the dough so that when you bit into the cookie...it looked like blood was oozin out! hehe it was great

 

hahaha thats crazy I would have eatin them..I would probably have saved them and taken it home and scared people with it..hehe im teasin...
I wish I could cook something in the shape of something..I would make my pro a penis cake for his bday

 

oh man! haha that would be so awesome!
i bet they have directions on how to do that on the internet somewhere! haha
that's so funny.
did i tell you of the time my friend made a penis shape out of her rolled out tootsie roll? haha it was pretty funny.

 

haha, I should give it a go It would probably come out on sad lookin penis
hahaha thats funny..I use to make penises out of playdough when i was younger..haha okay, it was yesterday

 

One time I made male and female genatalia out of play dough... Hehe then they had sex... Anyway, Later! I'm out for now...

 

hahah, is that what you are going to go do now