my work partner

just took me to the ground because i wouldnt tell him gossip. he was pretty much choking me, so i bit him , and then he got pissed at me. wtf? he was the one fighting ME!

 

fuck that.

 

Zomg.

I finished drinking this keg tonight and this chick is under the impression that im dating her!?!?!

why are girls so crazy Pinky?

 

Kick his ass, sea basstress!!!!!

 

Where did you bite him?

 

Yeah I'd be pissed to. At least he was fighting fair.

 

I wouldn't be getting angry if you bit me, I'd be getting an engagement ring.

 

no... he was not fighting fair... i bit him in the arm (i think? it was dark) i don't know. i just know he pissed me off !

 

If he was choking you he was lucky you did not kick him in the nuts.

Sounds like an asshole to me.

 

well this wasn't that kind of fight

im not attracted to him like that...

 

Really? I was kind of hoping that that couldn't happen with you.

 

sounds like a real winner.

 

exactly. he's not. it was kind of scary, actually.

 

should i worry that i'm jealous?


seriously, if it were only that easy...

 

wow, it was a real fight.

Fuck that, you shoulda kneed him in the testes and bit his fucking nose off. There was really a guy at your job trying to fight you? He sounds like a complete knob.

 

men should never beat up women.

 

yeah, it was a real fight :/
i pretty much kept getting away from him/fought back and then once i really hurt him he stopped but still... what the hell man... so what if i dont want to tell someone i dont even know something personal? shoudl i be beat over it? im pissed.

 

She told you, at work.

 

a few quick slaps should suffice.

 

i would be willing to assert that this should state "men should rarely beat up women."

i'm fairly sure there are a couple situations where it would be acceptable though