My underwear is missing

Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you... If you break out into some sort of rash or start growing stuff on your body, don't come crying to me for some cure or some ointment..

 

Good morning Cate!

Yeah, I was trying to catch up with this thread since last night and that was in response to your saying you weren't wearing underwear. I probably should have quoted you so it didn't seem utterly random.

Fitzy, you don't have to steal my panties! I'll just give 'em to you. Mi panties es su panties, sweetie.

 

maybe the monkey started to wear underwear to go with his socks

 

Good morning molly

 

can i still creep around like i am going to steal the panties...its more fun that way than you just giving them to me...

 

Fair enough, I totally understand that. Okay, I'll just not notice that they're slowly disappearing from my laundry hamper.

(WTF is "hamper" anyway? That's a weird word.)

 

sweet

and yea, that is a wierd word. it sounds even wierder than it looks for bostonians....hampah lmao

 

hahaha awwwww. you fuckin bostonians. love.

 

poem i just wrote about boston

ode to boston divine

boston harbors love
where ships of wood and steel
majestically swoon in the winds of change
of the new day, the new world
singing forth from sunken memories
deep in the water
to sail to the heavens
distant worlds called forth
from where pilgrims broke bread with indians
giving thanks to god love divine

 

Or here's another poem about Boston that I just wrote

Boston, home of my heart
Why don't any of your fucking streets go the right way?
ps when it's shitty out all the time it doesn't build character, it just makes us want to kill.

 

Awww. Do you have a thick Boston accent, Molly? Just wondering.

 

Hi Praxmuffin! I usually don't, but when I drink it starts to come out. I spent all this time trying to kill it in high school because I thought it was unladylike, but now I kindof like it.

 

Praxmuffin? Well, not that it matters to you. But,,, I like me a Boston accent. Cute.

 

*flutters eyelashes and/or eyepatch*

 

Aw. I think I'm in the mood to fall in love.

 

i wanna hear mollys accent
haha

 

But your accent is the same!

 

not necessarily, i live in a different neighborhood than she does

 

Molly can you tape your voice pretty please?

 

That would be amazing!