My underwear is missing

you were for the first 30 seconds

 

And I wasnt for the other 30 seconds.

 

and then you passed out in ecstacy, so i put your clothes back on, because i'm a gentleman like that

 

Have you been leaving pairs at various places? Like under guys' pillows on accident and shit?

 

But I still woke up all sore. Care to explain that ?
:toetap:

 

Nope.
Not that I remember.

 

well those 30 seconds were pretty wild...






plus, when i was trying to reclothe you, i may have... umm.... dropped you on your head...

 

i think someone already said it, but the underpant gnomes have taken your underwear
phase 1: collect underpants
phase 2: ?
phase 3: profit

 

I caught a neighbor stealing my underwear once. But it was my fault I had teased the guy earlier that week.

 

Turn the light on and have a look for it. lol!

 

If anyone wants some toxic waste then say yes and I will send you my underwear...

 

This one time my mate Hannnah had a house party and when she woke up in the morning, all her underwear had been stolen!! :O

Have you had any house parties recently, Piaf??

 

My family has always had problems with our socks disappearing. We came to the conclusion a long time ago that the dryer eats them. Maybe your dryer is eating your underwear?

 

Maybe I was.

 

i lose my underwear all the time, but thats mainly because i leave them lying around my room, it's a treasure hunt, panties everywhere
same goes with socks, i can never find socks

i have to say, your sisters boyfriend is probably wearing them right now, it's the most logical explanation
although i am a woman and me and logic never really get along...

 

I would love you to send me your underwear but that I were spiritual and sexually awakened.

 

Nope.
But this has been going on for months now.

 

Cate, you're naughty.

 

i'm gonna steal molly's panties

 

hahaha mollyyyyyyyy.
That was a random lil comment