My tounge! This is embarrassing!

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Star Cat, May 17, 2007.

  1. Star Cat

    Star Cat Member

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    I confess that I just fell for this, and it's embarrassing! I can't believe I fell for it! It's worse than yawning!

    Oh well, at least I know it's common... a Charlie Brown comic strip once addressed this sort of thing:

    I just ran into a friend who was acting all annoyed and making weird expressions, and I asked him what the heck he was doing, and he goes, "DAMN! That jerk I was working with! He made me 'aware' of my tounge! He was deliberately making remarks to make me aware of my tounge, and now I can't forget it and just relax it! It feels like it's in the way, or off to the side, or something, I can't FORGET it again!" And he was dead serious, he was pretty annoyed about it.

    And suddenly, after listening to him, I suddenly realize and go, "oh man, WHY did I have to run into you today?!! Now YOU'VE made ME aware of MY tounge!"

    And it's TRUE! I can't forget it or get it to relax now! I've been trying for quite some time, and I just can't do it! AUGH!!
     
  2. CrazybutLazy

    CrazybutLazy Banned

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    God dammit....

    Blink and breath.
     
  3. Star Cat

    Star Cat Member

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    Oh no.

    Don't tell me I accidentally did that to you, too?
     
  4. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    U ASS, now I got it. Same thing with blinking,
     
  5. Star Cat

    Star Cat Member

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    Blinking??

    Oh geez, now you've got me started with blinking now! I didn't even think about that one until you mentioned it! Ugh!
     
  6. CrazybutLazy

    CrazybutLazy Banned

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    Today I've been having to make myself blink, make myself breath, and constantly notice my tounge in the way. It's very annoying....
     
  7. TheLizardKingMike

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    I have to ask, what is wrong with being aware of you're tongue? I once became intensely aware of my legs, but that's a different story.
     
  8. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    just be glad they didn't make you aware of your testicles =D
     
  9. SunStoned72

    SunStoned72 just kidding

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    I get like that with swallowing.
     
  10. BodyElectric

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    I'm usually aware of my tongue. Especially if the balls on my tongue ring need replacing, or I've drank a lot of soda. Plus I'm always playing with the ring in my mouth to some extent. I think I'm so used to being aware of my tongue that it doesn't bug me.

    Now breathing...I think too much about that and I can slowly hyperventilate. :1eye:
     
  11. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    I hate stuff like this
     

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