My Top 5 Dumbest Things In Existence

In order:


1. Astrology
2. Golf
3, Gluten free
4. Tofu
5. Decaffeinated coffee

 

Ugh.

My horoscope said I'd be annoyed by you today.

 

To guess correctly, it probably should say that everyday



As Pisces enters Uranus, certain vague situations today will become emotionally straining as its mostly chics that read these columns, Someone with a name that contains a G will do something not specific enough to be named so I can impact a wider audience, leading to an equally vague change in your monotonous daily routine. Finally, a couple of cliched positive reinforcement phrases will appear in your horoscope today; believe in yourself, dont let worry ruin an event, look on the bright side, have faith things will come together, eat more Tofu and play gluten free golf

 

You took all the time to type this reply, but to me it reads :

Blah blah blah blah blah bullshit blah blah shit for brains blah blah blah no one gives a flying fuck.

 

1.. back up beeper shit on vehicles. for fucks sake its 2016 and a robot still cant tell when its going to kill someone.
2.. fucking fire whistles alarms, are you fucking kidding me.. we still need this bullshit blaring during non emergencies ..
3...railroad train horn, nothing but noise pollution .. not radar induced, just blows when the engineer feels like it..
4... smart washer and dryers , jfc. you need an app for your fucking wash, are you fucking stupid?
5....smart refrigerator . again with the stupid cameras and fucking flat screens on the door.. omfg gtfo rly!!

 

there are actually standards to the train horns...different lengths for different crossings...personally i think they should drop the horn completely and install barriers and lights on EVERY crossing


de-alcoholized beer

 

the train crossing standards can't be that strict; they wake me up at 7am every single day and every single day it's a different sound.

personally i think they should drop the horn and the barriers and let people go back to paying attention to where they're driving.



anyway, i can't answer the 5 dumbest things question, because it would probably be considered a personal attack on 5 hipforums members.

 

trains are 2longs 1short, 1long when coming to grade crossing.. only assholes from CP, dont know how to operate horn properly

 

Lolz

 

Post The Names, I'll Put Up Your Bail Money And Pay Your Medicals......



Cheers Glen.

 

I never realised trains could be so annoying

 

Train time tables! ...instead of them update posters, why not just do the days time table on the poster!


The Royal Family! ...let's not go there!


Soap dispensers in washing machines, the liquid tabs don't fit or dissolve in those things!

Wrapping on some fruit, and not the rest?


Mexican stamps...never gets there anyway!

 

That costs money you know...

 

thrash metal


and country music


and dubstep

and rap

 

I find astrology to be very accurate.
Golf is stupid, everyone knows putt putt golf is where it's at!
I know a girl that gets bloody shits from gluten
Tofu, never cared for that either.
Decaf, it's great at night when I am not drinking booze.

 

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5 well that would amount to admitting I am a Twat wooden it

 

I don't have any dumb things, but I despise golf....golf courses and people who play golf....

 

#1...

 

Why?