My Theory on Jointman69

my theory on jointman69

First of all, to understand what happened to Jointman69, you gotta understand who Jointman69 was. Now Jointman was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this. And then right after that, he was adopted by this man Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gun-runner and jointman's fight promoter. So he puts Jointman into training, next thing you know Jointman69 is GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Jointman said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Jointman, Killed Nibbles. And Jointman said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... could no longer beat. Wow.

and ummm... i dont know where im going with this

 

i never thought id say this but you smoke way too much weed

 

haha, i died. i got sooo stoned like an hour ago. and i died

 

It's from half baked...

 

isnt stonerbill's 'i never thought i'd say this but...' also from half baked? or am i going mad..

 

Truth. I'll log off now.

 

what you dont watch the NEWS!?

only junk to keep people through the day

 

lmao that was amazing

 

his was sorta from half baked the line is actuilty:
I never thought I'd say this to anyone, but you guys smoke entirely too much reefer

 

i hope hes not dead, he's supposed to come smoke with me once he gets back to abilene..