my sweet baby potty trained herself last night!!

it was great. she just stripped naked, sat there, and dropped a blue clinker. i was so proud.

now if i could just get my kitten to quit shitting in my houseplant, i'll be all set.

 

Wow! I did the very same thing last night!!!

 

was it blue?!! what a crazy coincidence.

 

Yes, Olhippie, I have given you that knowledge.

You now know that it's best to drop you bombs in the can.

Kacey, I predict that your kid will grow up to be as wonderful as his mom - and you know, I'm good. If I wasn't that good, women wouldn't scream my name when they have an orgasm.

 

thank you, lord. i have called your name many many times, and hoped you were listening to my praise.

 

And I heard.

I just didn't have a good connection up here.

It's crazy what they'd charge for one lousy wire.

Now, this place is heaven.