it's slightly tarnished 1986 soul with no silver lining although it does have a big "i break for strippers" on it. it'll cost you an arm and a leg, or maybe a good video game.
New or used xbox? Also... define "slightly tarnished". What level of perversion are we talking about?
one arm and one leg. race/gender/age don't matter, although babies and hot young virgin women are always nice. as for the xbox, new or used. just has to work. i'll throw in my dog's soul too if you hook me up with stars wars battlefront on top of the xbox
OMG.. that's fucking SICK, buddy. I can't believe you'd even mention something that perverted. *rolls eyes* Uhhh... so you still selling right? :tongue:
Not really- especially if you work as a short order cook in a Chinese restaurant... it's a job description... oh and by the way, thanks for those comfy furry slippers- unfortunately my dog growls at them a lot.
Whoa, whoa, let's be clear here. You said arm and leg OR video game. I have the arm and leg, both from a tender 10 year old so I'm pretty sure she was a virgin (though in this town you can never tell). Her dad didn't taste like a molester...
UPS was suspicious so I went with FedEx. They'll probably lose it or use it in some odd Wiccan-Lesbian ritual. Sorry if it's not there by Sabbat.
Well that's what happens when you operate an equal opportunity company like FedEx. And don't shoot the messenger. Unless they're wearing a FedEx uniform.
they better deliver the goods or I will shoot the messenger and use his goods. I might toy with him first, like a cat toys with a mouse before... you know...
hmmm... I haven't seen a single female FedEx driver around here. But then again I don't use FedEx that much. No matter... I'm an equal opportunity witch.
