my soul

Discussion in 'For Sale or Trade' started by Deranged, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    it's slightly tarnished 1986 soul with no silver lining although it does have a big "i break for strippers" on it. it'll cost you an arm and a leg, or maybe a good video game.
     
  2. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    what kind of video game?
     
  3. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    actually, after a few drinks i've decided to up the price to a whole xbox.
     
  4. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    New or used xbox?

    Also... define "slightly tarnished". What level of perversion are we talking about?
     
  5. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Were you looking for rights or lefts on the arm and leg. Also, male or female, and is Asian ok?
     
  6. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    hmmm....well...does kitty skinning count as a perversion?
     
  7. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    one arm and one leg. race/gender/age don't matter, although babies and hot young virgin women are always nice.

    as for the xbox, new or used. just has to work. i'll throw in my dog's soul too if you hook me up with stars wars battlefront on top of the xbox
     
  8. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    OMG.. that's fucking SICK, buddy. I can't believe you'd even mention something that perverted. *rolls eyes*

    Uhhh... so you still selling right? :tongue:
     
  9. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Not really- especially if you work as a short order cook in a Chinese restaurant... it's a job description... oh and by the way, thanks for those comfy furry slippers- unfortunately my dog growls at them a lot.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Members

    I bid $100 bucks......












    Its Canadian bucks though:eek:...thats probably like 20$ American
     
  11. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Whoa, whoa, let's be clear here. You said arm and leg OR video game. I have the arm and leg, both from a tender 10 year old so I'm pretty sure she was a virgin (though in this town you can never tell). Her dad didn't taste like a molester...
     
  12. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    yep, yep... one person's "sick" is another person's profit! Yay capitalism! :cheers2:
     
  13. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    You still sending me the brain matter per our agreement. Right? :toetap05:
     
  14. kpbluey

    kpbluey Member

  15. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    UPS was suspicious so I went with FedEx. They'll probably lose it or use it in some odd Wiccan-Lesbian ritual.

    Sorry if it's not there by Sabbat.
     
  16. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    Bastards better not! That's what I was gonna use it for. :toetap05:
     
  17. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Well that's what happens when you operate an equal opportunity company like FedEx.

    And don't shoot the messenger. Unless they're wearing a FedEx uniform.
     
  18. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    they better deliver the goods or I will shoot the messenger and use his goods. I might toy with him first, like a cat toys with a mouse before... you know... :cool:
     
  19. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    I can't speak for where you live but most FedEx drivers here are fairly butch women.

    Sooooo hot...
     
  20. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    hmmm... I haven't seen a single female FedEx driver around here. But then again I don't use FedEx that much. No matter... I'm an equal opportunity witch. :cool:
     

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