my post count is suffering

Imagine if we both were drinking? Good grief.

 

We'd be spamming all of RT with random hellos and how are yous (I hope that's what you meant and not awkward drunk cyber sex PMs )

DUDE let's do something we never do and get back on topic.......

Look at my post count

 

Herros and aw r yews is what I meant.
I shudder to think how bad it would be if we went down the sexual innuendo route via the PM system (heck why would we stop at just the PM system?)...
It would be really bad, I imagine. REALLY REALLY BAD

Dudette...look at mine (post count that is)

 

:rofl: Oh but it'd be sooo facking funny.

Omigosh it's so big!
One of the biggest I've ever seen.

... Except maybe BBAD's. His is pretty big.

 

It just might be for that brief moment in time.
But, lets never try it.

My dad is black. Mines bigger. I assure you.

 

Fine by me
It'd make this whole internet engagement thing a little strange too.

:smilielol5:

I had to re-read that like 3 times to make sure my eyes weren't tricking.

Fuck that was funny.

Never expected that from you Matty

 

That's true.

Too much?

 

:leaving:

 

Good job scaring her away.

 

*points finger at May*

 

How do you know I'm not PMing him right now?

 

..

 

A sexless engagement? WTF?

 

19,808 post ah! ah! ah!

 

We've agreed to adopt and foster children.

There is no need to have sex

 

So you are still available for random hookups?

 

:leaving:

 

:cuss::beatdeadhorse5:Leave her alone. :tongue:

 

I have never really paid attention to my post count. I am actually only posting right now so I can see what it is. Don't mind me.

 

You go g... Man