My penis turned orange

My doctor advised me to quit eating Cheetos while downloading internet porn.

 

My favorite color is orange..

 

Hmmm....do you like the taste of Cheetos?

 

Orgazmik check ur PM's.

 

Why yes, yes I do!

 

I suspect there may be cheetos in your PM box.....

 

Will do!

 

haha.

*mmm cheetos*

 

you will notice she didnt say "mmmmmm orange penis"
I dont think that was a coincidence

 

I don't really like the thoughts of anything 'cheese' related and a dick.. :&

 

I however, enjoy poking a hole in a cheese wheel and going at it.....

 

Do you eat the cheese when you're finished?

 

oh course not.....usually....

 

Dick Cheese....eewwwwwwww:&

 

fried dick cheese with marinara sauce

 

Personally I don't like to bring much food into sex..Unless it's like whip cream and strawberrys.

 

whip cream is too filling...strawberries however....I never masturbate with strawberries.

 

I have used cold strawberries for masturbation.

 

frozen cold?