My Penis Is Uncomfortable A Lot

i honestly don't know if this has been going on forever or if it started recently but, my dick drives me nuts (pardon the pun) all day. I know it's been an issue for at least a couple of years....anyway, I wake up, shower, go to work, all is well. But after I take my first piss, I just can't seem to get junior back in his spot. I'm not even sure what's going on down there but I think that my dick goes into this weirdo "SUPER-FLACCID" state and the foreskin covers the head (I'm cut btw). I don't have issues with size except when it gets super-flaccid and it looks like a kids dick, but even worse than that is i gotta constantly adjust (or be uncomfortable). I wear boxer briefs and I've been trying different brands trying to get a fix. Some gently hug your junk and some just let it hang loose like regular boxers. I like the way both kinds feel and could be quite happy with either style except for this wadded up feeling.

please tell me i'm not the only one.


anyone have any suggestions...btw, i've bought 3 pair $15 - $24 underwear lately.

 

Sputnam or nutspam?

 

i think my penis is probably the body part that is least likely to be uncomfortable on me. if someone sits on your lap and it's in the wrong position, or if you're sleeping on your stomach and it's in the wrong position. i think those are the only two situations where it's come up (pardon the pun).

 

why does it matter if it looks like a kids dick flaccid?

my advice is wear tighter underwear, that way it will stay in place

 

Or tighter pants.

 

to walk as much as you can and do not use tight undies for long time .

 

I want those. The ones that live on the beach, not your crotch.

 

I always thought the nuts drove the dick, guess I had it backwards. lol (kidding...)
Spandex shorts used as underwear are your friend. Does make it more difficult to get access to the "frank" to urinate. However it stops my legs from rubbing together (my problem), and
if you spring wood in public, one little shift will fix the problem and it can still "spread out". Sounds like you may need to check into having the foreskin trimmed.
Try gently pulling outward on it for a few seconds after you pee. Or if there's a hand blowdryer in there, stand with your crotch in front of it for a few seconds while drying your hands. This will bring junior out of its cave.

 

Try a kilt liner instead of underwear

 

I think there was an obvious solution that remains unspoken.



Pistol grip FTW!

 

Cut it off. Easy solution.

 

You were told if you didn't stop touching it , it would fall off..

 

shoot it

 

find a woman that will keep it in her mouth until the swelling goes down.

problem solved.