My penis is bigger

eeep

 

if i did i was maybe 10 at the time

not sayin inches or age..just dont matter..lol

 

Yep.. taking 8.5 would probably make you suddenly shout words along those lines

 

Mmmhmm...

 

oww

 

OUCH !!! Bigger isnt always better !! hahaha

 

Exactly

 

frickin word. Especially if he doesn't know what he's doing or what "ow" means :grr:

 

I wouldn't just shove my 8.5" in there ladies

I'd have to kiss a certain 'area' first before those golden gates open...

 

Well arent you the sweet and innocent type.....

Oh wait, yea probably not <_<

 

I can't win!

I just suggested cuniligus... Can anything be more innocent and sweet?

 

Hahaha...hey...ever hear the one...more than a mouthfull is a waste ??? hahaha

 

Awww...I almost feel bad

 

Someone once suggested that cuninligus is man's way to return to the sea.

In actuality we're more interested to the smell of blood than we are in inducing an orgasm in the female (and since blood is primarily made up of saltwater) it's our way to return to our ancient origin - the sea


Hotwater

 

heh..this is funny

 

you are not supposed to start measuring from your asshole.....

 

lololololol

 

hah...boys are funny...are you sure you weren't looking at the wrong side of the ruler?

anywho here's a joke:
A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a cock shop!" "Well," replies the man, "Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"

 

*giggle* this thread is funny..

 

I know this. I measure Excalibur from the sheath