My parents blatantly stare at the computer screen when they walk in the room

Yeah, I'm morbidly obese.

You said that Bill Cosby called and asked for his cardigan back.

Anyway, its not the no pants dance but its something:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=s8V4yuj7nDI

My parents somehow found this as well. Intrusive fucks.

 

I need to learn that dance.

 

My computer is fucking up videos [making pr0n next to impossible... I'm actually about to go hit up the lispy guy again instead, bahahah], but the few seconds of that I saw were probably better than any pr0n I've attempted to watch tonight.

Make a video for me. Naokthxbai.

 

Get a top hat and become Fred Astaire.

 

Well. We probably should no pants dance.

At least a couple times.

I'm about to build a log raft and float over to Australia.

With a ****** named Jim.

I'll see you in... about three months.

 

Flip parents off, move out?

 

parents suck. at least mine did. though they never looked at my computer screen. honestly, i probably wouldn't have given a shit. but i can see how it would suck for some.

 

I can already swing and tap.

 

Wow. You're already wedding date material. Impressive.

 

Ha ha, I am so used to moving that it completely went over my head.

I'm moving in 2 weeks. They won't be upset...they're anal retentive control freaks and i'm a dirty rebel. Its good for everyone.

 

did a ww2 contemporary U.S.O. show at the v.a. and old folks homes around the area with a middle school teacher a couple of years, learned some shit.

 

Yeah, that works.

I guess you just gotta deal with the snoopin' for now.

Just remember... whatever they don't read, Jesus still does.