My newfound sense of humor: What does Bob Marley drive?

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  1. moonbeam7

    moonbeam7 Member

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    :D :p DaisyMae that joke is hilarious!
     
    moonbeam7, May 12, 2004
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  3. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    One to change it, 500,000 to follow it around till it goes out.
     
    WanderingturnupII, May 12, 2004
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  5. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    What do you call a building full of guitar players?
    A jail.

    What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
    Homeless.

    How does the drummer know when his riser is level?
    The drool flows evenly from both sides of his mouth.

    What's the difference between a drummer and a total moron?
    The drummer can count to four.
     
    WanderingturnupII, May 12, 2004
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  7. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    Heres a sick one but I laughed when I heard it...

    Whats got more brains than Kurt Cobain?







    The wall behind him.
     
    DarkLunacy, May 12, 2004
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  9. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    lol, sheesh you guys are sick, some of these are really bad... but hilarious. I'm so emailing this to some friends...
     
    cerridwen, Nov 13, 2004
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