My newfound sense of humor: What does Bob Marley drive?

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  1. bird_migration

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    A Marley Davidson!!!!!!
     
  2. halloweenriot

    halloweenriot Member

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    Q: Why did it take them six months to put Bob Marley in his grave?


    A: Because he kept jammin'


     
  3. Ginge

    Ginge Ye Olde Member

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    The only musician jokes I have are raunchy ones about Michael Jackson. But everyone's already heard those.

    For example, what do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

    They both stick their meat in 5 year old buns.

    LOL, isn't that awful? I swear, I'm not normally that crude. :eek:
     
  4. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Oh man, I have to admit that I chuckled.
     
  5. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    [​IMG]

    that interogator looks just like me
     
  6. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year olds?
    There's twenty of them.

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?
    One is made of plastic, and is dangerous for children to play with, the other you can carry groceries in.

    What will they do to Michael Jackson if they catch him mollesting another kid?
    Give him his own parrish.
     
  7. Ginge

    Ginge Ye Olde Member

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    LOL!

    Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart?

    Because he heard the boys' pants were half-off.

    There are so many MJ jokes. Mostly because it's just too easy. Though I feel bad for the children. :(
     
  8. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
    1. All the DNA is the same.
    2. There are no dental records.
     
  9. Friend

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    Difference between Michael & Santa Claus?

    They both leave your kid's room with their bag empty.
     
  10. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    How many trippin' hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
    Oh, wow! I didn' even notice it was dark, maaan!
     
  11. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to
    the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train. Though
    initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are
    tired and fall asleep quickly-he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am,
    I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
    to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
    "I have a better idea," she replies.

    "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
    "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
    After a few moments of silence, he farted.
     
  12. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    How many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?
    THREE
    one to actually change it and two to stand around and talk about how Jerry could have done it better!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I think I could love you. LOL
     
  14. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    whats sad about me is, i really think Jerry could have done it better, LOL!!
     
  15. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Now I know I love you!!!
     
  16. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    :) :::huggs olhippie:::

    We keep a Jerry Doll in our living room, he has his own chair ;)
     
  17. WayfaringStranger

    WayfaringStranger Corporate Slave #34

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    how many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

    one, he just stands on a chair and the world revolves around him.

    why do musicians keep drumsticks on thier dashboard?

    so they can park in a handicap spot.

    (sorry, have to have been in a band to understand)
     
  18. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    My Jerry doll.
     
  19. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    I just told my hubby that one, he thought it was great HAHA
     
  20. SweeperOfDreams13

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    (BTW, no intention to offend anyone)
     

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