My neighbours are pissing me off....

Buy some ear plugs.

 

A small catapult and stink bombs.

 

Tell them about the little old lady who died in their place long before they moved in. The one with all the cats who decomposed into the floor because nobody bothered to check on her. Yea, keep making noise and risk waking her ghost, if you dare, Neighbor!

 

Lol! Stink bomb their letter box.

Drop your guts near their window

 

I don't always listen to country music
But when I do, so do the neighbors.

 

Neighbors
Everybody needs good neighbors
To be there for one another
You can have a better day...
Neighbors!
Bombom

Something something

That's why good neighbors
Becoooooome
Gooooood
Friends.

 

Forget loud music, my neighbors resemble a truck stop, with nonstop deliveries, pickups, blasting of horns, and the occasional fight in the alley.

 

My neighbors are fine. I have a German family on my left and a Sth African family on my right. The guy is Sth African and his wife is camaroon. Sometimes when they talk or argue they can get loud and we can hear. I never say anything because I find the arguments funny sometimes.

 

I'm fortunate that my closest neighbor is 600 metres down the road,is a close friend,a helluva nice guy and the town police officer..

 

Dig 2 graves. Mark the headstones “old neighbours”.
No doubt you will have the cops around digging up your garden. Then use that opportunity to plant a new and improved garden.

(That’s a joke btw)

 

My pedantic front neighbour messaged my old man with a photo of my water metre leaking.
Anyway we got an emergency plumber out who fixed the problem.

 

And here was me thinking of asking you if I could come and stay at yours for a while.
I think I just changed my mind! Lol!

 

See, this would ruin my day. There are many reasons I live on 23 acres in the middle of nowhere. People are the biggest problem with the world.

 

My residential street is pretty much quiet during the day.
At night you get the odd hoon traveling through with the cops involved chasing after them.
My front and back neighbours are nosey people.
They are also pedantic and will worry as soon as something that is out of their control happens.
For example the front neighbour bought the front unit for herself to live in.
Ok she thought it was going to be a lovely experience but then when she saw that i have a cat around the place she started whinging and moaning about him.
Then the back neighbour moved in to rent the back unit.
Found out that he is a handyman.
A little bit dodgey but he goes ok.

Both of them decided to trap my cat and then forced me to get him fixed and chipped.
They should have paid for the whole thing themselves really.

tightarse people

If i had it my way i would have asked to get a place that was near where my parents are as it would have been easier for me just to walk to their place and back to my place.
I'd probably would have gotten one of those cute little cottages where you have 2 or 3 bedrooms in it and have your own yard.

 

People suck, and I should know.