My neighbors act like a bunch of monkeys

I like in Grandma's Boy when the monkey is driving while Dante and the other guy are stoned out of their minds..hilarious

 

Man, Ive been wanting a fig tree for ages.. and a guayaba tree too.. cant find guayaba trees here.. figs are everywhere but I want my own tree. Rawr. ooh.. plant one at the dicks cabin.. in the forest..

 

I have guayaba at the farm. We wholesale about $12,000 in guayaba seeds every year and growing.

I would be happy to get you seeds.

Exporting the tree is more complicated and costly.

But I will mail you some seeds for free.

We have so many fig trees here it is amazing.

 

OOOOhhhh Id love you even more . Id be happy to pay for shipping. Lemme know when Ill pm u my address. yay

 

dont they do like roosters and start howling right at the crack of dawn?? now thats a alarm clock..

 

Cool, are there piranha living in any of the local freshwater rivers?



Hotwater

 

Do not worry I have you covered.

I need to know which variety of guayaba you want. I do not expect you to know the Latin name...just tell me what color outside and inside and the shape. There is about 5 or more varieties.

Or do a Google image search and post what you want.

The yellow ones with the pink inside are real good. They call it a super fruit. It is packed with vitamins.

We have the yellow ones that are pink or red inside and we have some that kind of look like apples and a few more types.

I never in my life imagined there were so many varieties of fruit

They howl whenever their little monkey hearts tell them too. Anytime of day or night. Even at 4 in the morning.

There is so many birds here I do not have an alarm clock. Do not need it.

Naw you would have to go to the amazon and South America for that.

The most dangerous things in the water are snakes and the current.

But I am not a stranger to the jungle.

If you are careful you probably will not get killed.

 

Ever since I am attacked by a band of extremely aggressive and violent monkeys in Malaysia I rather have humans as neighbours.

 

I had a similar experience in Africa.

But the monkeys around here are real neat.

They are amused by watching the humans and we are amused watching them.

But yes they are wild animals.

I will take them over humans any day.

Well unless the human is a hot babe with an awesome personality.

 

Usually monkeys are pretty neat, just when people don't clean up their garbage they become nasty, lazy and violent.

 

hhmm.. my neighbors are lame.. just religious people, a crappy band and a nice old lesbian couple... BORING! i should move to planet of the apes.

 

our closest neighbor is a half mile away over a ridge,,.. even though hes a redneck prick we dont even know he's there,,except when he gets pissed at his wife then he shoots all his guns off..
i guess thats better than beating her in the driveway like he used to do..we could hear that to.

 

I see someone's been watching the Planet of the Apes marathon on cable TV this week :cheers2:


Hotwater

 

I feel for you, my neighbors act like a bunch of Mexicans.

 

Yeah, but I feel if they wouldn't have a problem associating with me, I'd probably have one with them. but maybe...

 

Well we only have happy monkeys here.

And considering I am what most people would call a Radical Environmentalist you can rest assured I have high standards.

No one will get attacked by any of the moneys on my farm unless they are provoking or attacking the monkeys.

But if they mess with monkeys on my farm what the monkey does to them is nothing compared to what I will do to that person.

I gave you an invitation to stay at the farm. That is an open invitation. Provided that I am here. I travel a lot.

 

Well I do have neighbors here. I think I have 8 houses on the farm for employees and their families.

But my farm is a little more than 99 acers of land or about a square mile. (a funky looking square, more like a rectangle)

But as they work for me. They avoid me after work hours

 

Well you do live in Arkansas...

At least Mexican girls are hot.

 

Okay, lately I'm getting curious about what you do UA...

And I love monkeys! :biggrin:

 

I love monkeys too. They are so silly and fun.

I got a monkey boyfriend and we live in the jungle where the trees always talk.

But most of the time he's a kitty and... and I dont know what I am!