my mom

or if you honestly outright told your mom you burned and she didnt find out on her own point out the fact that you were honest enough to tell her that you smoked and that she should realize how lucky she is she doesnt have a lieing dope fiend slut as a daughter. if that doesnt work lie. I had an extremly over bearing single mom growing up and the more shit i pulled even though i got caught frequently the more she lightened up cuz she realized that its who i am and she couldnt do anything about it.

 

Ever think of changing mom??!!!