My husband is a dick

I think GLM is looking for some of the Ganja love shaft pushed into his ass and little ooey gooey pleasure all over his face. Give him the Ganja experience.

 

that would be considered taking his virginity...... this dude just doesn't understand that websters dictionary contains the definition for every word in the English language. If its wrong, then we are all wrong about everything, and nothing means shit.

Here's the help you desperatly need GLM:

 

I'll be right over. *straps on jetpack*
Let's talk shit about some men. Ya know I hate 'em....well, most of them.

 

Oh my! I bet thats a hammering experience, lol

 

Damn, Cyndi...when was the last time we got together and did something?
Was it Ruby Tuesday?

 

so will there be any pics of this strap on party?

 

I have been there before in Springfield Mo but never was I blessed to see 2 women doing something, I want to go to yours....

 

It's one of my favorite games.

 

that one's just not doin it for me

 

How's this?

 

Yeah, and the "doing something" is eating out.
How convenient was that reference? LOL.
We should go to restaurants more often. They provide better jokes.

 

See our Ruby Tuesday would never have 2 women doing that to each other!

 

As for my comic abilities, here ya go:

 

What can I say? Me and Cyn are just two biggo' closet lesbos...except for when we go to Tuesdays, then everybody in the house gets a treat for desert.

God, I can't even joke about being a lesbian without cringing.
No offense to lesbians, just couldn't be one.LOL.

 

LOL that reminds me of this time in Reno. This very pretty lady was sitting in the next booth facing me and well I was actually watching the TV behind her for weather reports as I was heading toward CA and had to cross the pass. Well I guess she thought I was totally staring at her and she took this polish sausage and deep throated it! I caught it out of the corner of my eye and of coarse totally fixed on her then. She smile, Im sure at my jaw dropped dumb ass expression and my totally red face. I could not look up for a moment after that, just stared at my table, the rest of the time.

 

Damn, dude. Now, see, I couldn't do that to a total stranger.
There's women who will flash dudes their boobs, deepthroat food like you said,send their phone number over to the table through the waitress. Not me. That's too much. Hell no.
See, I make men work for that junk.
They got to get in good with me first.
If they're intelligent enough to know how to get me, it's on, buddy, but not one second before that.
Some women are just desperate for attention, and believe me, it shows. I pity them,really.

 

In a completely non perveted way it was Ruby Tuesdays. That was when I was preggars with Kaleb. lmao, there's no excuse for this. We live 5 minutes from each other for crying out loud! I'm coming to get you this weekend to come chill over here lmao. Pack your bags.

 

You can always confront him on The Jerry Springer Show in front of a nationally televised audience.




Hotwater

 

OMG! I'm not even kidding. Springer called my house once to try and get me to appear on some pay per view special. My father's psychotic girlfriend, who hates me and my younger brother, called them up and had them call me.What a serious head case this woman is.
Like I'm going to go on national television and fight this woman.
That's so redneck. Screw that. I'll just slash the bitch's tires.LOL.