My girlfriend's vagina smells like fish

And it's not the good kind of fish, either. It's very strong, and it smells rotten. I've also noticed it only smells this way when she's aroused.

This isn't normal, right? How would I bring this up to her so she can get it checked out? And with the least amount of embarrassment possible, please.

 

get her to blow you after you fuck her....she'll figure it out

or leave this page open on her laptop

www.vaginalodorcure.com

or you could be honest and just ask her about it...what have you got to lose?

a stinky chooch isn't really a loss

 

Get yourself some tartar sauce and go to town.

 

I'd be wearing a condom, so that's a no go, and she doesn't have a laptop. You think I could finger her and just put my hand up to her nose?

I mean, if it's still there the next time I see her I guess I'll just tell her up front. There really isn't much of a subtle way to get this out in the open, is there?

 

Tell her...be truthfull...dont ask this bunch a horny feckers!
Do you not think she knows? Offer to bathe together first...then when you have the balls to pleasure her tell her the smelly bubbles make her smell delish! Ya rotten lot! Hahaha

 

I've heard it's a sign of infection...

I also once heard:

"If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin... tastes like trout, get the hell out!"

lol

Perhaps a trip to the doc's would be good. Of course, many natural remedies might help too, especially if it is an infection. I actually have a mild infection under my foreskin atm and am just using castor oil on it daily to help it go.

Sorry if that's a TMI, but these things are part of life, you know?

Nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about!

 

That wouldn't be a problem if you were circumcised.
haha I'm just teasing you. Don't get upset. Totally just a joke. I know how passionate you are about that.

 

haha yes

But we all get infections in certain places. I mean hey, I had an eye infection 3 months ago, an ear infection a year ago and I hear about vaginal infections all the time. We wouldn't have any of those things if we didn't have those body parts rofl

 

so which kind of fish is the good kind?

 

smoked salmon!

DAMN can you imagine a girl's vagina smelling and tasting of THAT?

I wouldn't even come up for air

 

Imagine if she kept bagels and cream cheese on the nightstand for you!


Okay, okay, serious answer for the OP: You don't need to be subtle, just polite. Explain your experience to her in non-accusatory language while assuring her hat you care about her and find her sexy. No matter how subtle or how blunt, you'll still be telling her that her vagina has a foul odor. Let the friendship you've established between you guide your words. If she were my playmate, I'd say, "Hey, I've been meaning to ask you about something sensitive, but haven't known how to be delicate enough. I care about you, and your feelings. I also care about your well-being. I'm just coming out with it. I notice a strong odor from your vagina when you get aroused. I don't know if that's just your scent, or if something is off. Would you consider making an appointment with your gynecologist to check things out? I can even go with you if that would help." And then see what she says and go from there. If she won't look into it, then you need to care enough about yourself to stop laying with her.

 

yeah this is a good approach.

The first thing that honestly comes to mind is an infection. But it's hard to know (via an internet forum, anyway!) without consulting a doc.

 

If you don't wanna use the direct approach, you could finger her through her panties, get them really wet with her fluids. Then, use her panties to blindfold her. Make sure you play a bit before, putting it direct on her nose.

 

haha and please youtube/photo her eyes when you do it!

They might be like

 

Some interesting replies...

Here's what I can tell you. I've been with and gone down on many woman, but I wouldn't describe any of those encounters as you just did, and that's a big point right there... Now if a woman has been physically active then yes they will have an odor down there, just like guys do. And when woman are approaching their menstrual cycle they are more "stronger" smelling down there as well. And of course if a woman isn't hygienic or doesn't shower daily then bingo right there...

I'm not going to give you any advice as I don't know how much you care about this person

 

ya man...I agree....she's the keeper.....I never try and pick up the hygienic ones....way to hard to get them in bed....but those unshowered ones

bingo right there baby

 

You know what she says when she doesn't want sex because of her vagina smelling of fish?


"Not tonight, I've got a Haddock".

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJTTRJbJ2Q"]Eastbound and Down - Funniest Scene - YouTube

 

I think that is very sexy and beautiful..enjoy.

 

I wouldn't tell her lol, that could really hurt her feelings and make her too self conscious to get down to business with you in the future.

I would just get her to take a shower with you beforehand. See if it changes. She might not be that clean. I know mine smells a bit after I work out, but it shouldn't smell like a dead fish unless there is something wrong like a yeast infection. This doesn't mean she doesn't clean well - in fact some soaps (especially those with tons of fragrance) can cause this smell. I've also smelled kind of bad after my man cums a lot inside because it changes the PH. I have a girlfriend who smells baaaddd, I can actually smell her puss if I go to the bathroom after her. If showering and stuff doesn't work, chalk it up to strong pussy odor. I mean at least you know you're fucking a real woman.