My Girlfriend's Ass

Yeah but surely he married her for other reasons to? I mean, no likes anal sex that much.. that they'd marry someone to get it. Does he love her any little bit at all.

Oh btw, I respect that woman for standing by her principals!!

 

You aren't listening. Everything from Backdoorman is fantasy. When he writes it is simply how he'd like the world to be. This mate of his who has been married for years and is angry because he didn't get anal sex - doesn't exist.

 

Victoria.. there's a contradiction in there somewhere!!

 

right, so now that you're more experienced, you wouldnt do it at all ever?

the closing of the mind. im trying to avoid that as i get older. however, if he brings a donkey home, im going to need that 6 month window of trickery that you got first, i think... hmmm

 

I might because he's mostly just talk. If he's really hot and has a nice cock, then hey! People dont always have sex with rainbows and unicorns running around, or even to have kids. Some girls even like it up the ass for their OWN selfish reasons, who cares how the guy is doing! (sometimes. not all the time. and right now my guy and I both like it, so hey. doenst mean that sometimes he's not making love to me and I just want to fuck, its different every day and we both take what we need/want from the experience.)

I think my guy has it too, but that works well for us. I get to play around with his mind over it for our mutual fun and interactive benefit, and we love eachother more for it. I dont mind that he insists on having me that way, thats all I want right now anyway.

Let me rewrite your ad "Must be warm, caring, intelligent, and must love the outdoors." - so you wouldnt go out or have kids with someone because they dont like the outdoors? Sounds pretty reasonable.

 

haha you're just finding out what guys are like NOW? my girlfriends and i can be just as catty and picky about sex. You know what, I bet its cuz we're all human and humans are picky and like to bitch!

Yeah it probably would be over in a second for him, she'd probably let him! But your little fantasy is that she'd divorce him on the spot - including all the problems that'd cause for their kid, over that one private conversation. And who's the idiot here?

All it shows is that there's a lack of communication in the relationship. I bet there's a way to fix it. I have no idea what that could be tho...

 

ireland or not, what happens behind closed doors is expected to be freaky 8)
if you sodomize your girlfriend, and you do it well, hopefully she'll like it. maybe get her drunk and do some of those things to her, just play around with it first, before you try sticking it in her butt. but also, just because you're friends with your girlfriends brother, doesn't mean you can't do dirty things to her, as long as she consents to it. its not like she's gonna tell him, really.

and if you've had sex, i'm sure she doesn't think you're all that pure.

 

There's no way to know if she'd like it or not unless you try...

I'd stop posting, call her, run over to her place and bust that ass lol

good luck

 

Who cares what her brother thinks? Lol, you're not fucking him, are you? Ok. Good.

I'm sure he doesn't think about which hole you put it in... sex is sex. Whether it's anal, vaginal or oral. Go for the gold bro. If she'll let you fuck her in the ass, then do it... Its got nothing to do with being "pure" or "innocent"

YOU CAN DOOOOO IIIIIIT

 

I just noticed because of everyone else noticing, but yeah, what's up with OP's connection between fucking his girlfriend in the ass, and how her brother feels about him fucking her in the ass?

Seriously, it's her ass, not his..... he shouldn't care, as long as she isn't forced into any situation, or perminantly disfigured. As long as her ass still works and you're not guilty of rape, what should he care?

 

Yeah there sure is. I just don't know to be honest and I guess I wouldn't know until I was actually in that position.

 

Now I really enjoy anal sex. Rather than a 'window of trickery', to me it was more like a six month seduction and I think being eased into it over such a long period is why I can enjoy it now without any hangups or concerns.

 

I've had sex with 27 men and yeah they're still a mystery to me. I don't talk about sex much with my girlfriends but yeah they can be catty and bitchy about it and make fun of the guys they are with. So I guess guys do it too. But I'd feel really betrayed if a guy complained about me to his mates. I guess I'm naive though. Or just an idiot when it comes to these things. After all, I've only had one relationship that lasted longer than 3 months so...hahaha.

I am. I said that without thinking it through.

Me neither. Relationships and men are still a mystery to me. It's all so complicated.

 

But u have been in that position. Haven't you been done in the ass by over 20 guys!

 

No I haven't been "done in the ass" by over 20 guys. I've had sex with 27 guys but only "been done in the ass" by 9 of them.

And I was talking about the scenario of meeting the 'perfect' guy in every way except he wouldn't go down on me , not anal sex.

 

Take some time to look up Ilovelaura's disjointed, rambling, idiotic and misspelled posts.
Responding to this immature troll is a total waste of time.

At least there is sometimes a nugget of good anal advice hidden among Backdoorman's misogynistic rantings about whores and money.

 

And so fucking what if she has? Or 200? Who the hell are you to judge?

 

Holy crap, someone admitted they were wrong on the internet. I think the thing's going to collapse! EVERYBODY RUN!

I feel bad now for being snarky. Sorry *group hug*

As for figuring out what to do about this desire, they just should COMMUNICATE. If the problem is communicating in the first place, then deal with that by.. communicating. Open up a dialog about opening up dialogs! Lol.

But thats his issue not yours. As for YOU... you need to be JUST friends with a couple guys and get the gist of how they think lol as i said, really not that different, they just react to their desires just like us...

 

Victoria,

I appreciate your honesty, I sometimes just enjoy playing the devils advocate. I love eating pussy and eating ass, it absolutely drives me nuts. I don't even need to get a bj, after I eat my wife's pussy and ass I am as hard as a calculus. I mean how can you not get hard with your girl's butt all up in your face?!! Dumb ass guys pay money to go to strip clubs and can't even get that close to the pussy or ass.

I like to eat my wife's pussy and ass with her sitting on my face, I LOVE the visual. Nothing hotter to me than getting smothered by those big brown cheeks.

I don't believe in having sex without the woman cumming it's just cruel and inhumane. I would be mad as hell as a man to be fucking my wife and then when she cums she just hops off and goes to watch t.v., that's FUCKED UP!

It's jacked up that you have met guys that treated you like a cum dumpster, makes me sad. I guess being raised by all women makes me more sensitive to their needs. I don't think I could have sex with a girl without eating her pussy or ass even a little, I LOVE hearing them moan. I guess that's why I always get the ass and they love giving it to me, they know i love it and they are more than willing to give me what I want after they have cum so many times.

I've never hurt a woman with anal either (unless they like it that way), and I guess it's because they are more relaxed after an orgasm and me eating their butts.

 

You got raised and taught proper to eat a girl's ass out before fucking her back there? Man. That's /ADVANCED/ parenting. (Which I'd totally support. More girls' ass eating is required in this world, but I might have a myopic view.)

And if you are bringing girls to orgasm by just eating their ass, Im going to have to schedule a session (tho I think it's just my and most girls wiring... cock there makes me come, but not a tongue... yet?)