My Fuck Machine is Cuming Today

My fuck machine is coming today
Yup, the eXtreme plow fuck machine is going to break my cherry today. Can't fucking wait to sign that ups form. I'll probably take some adderal and be a complete slut to this thing.

Should I set it up for doggie style or ankles-behind-my-ears missionary?

 

i think you should take it to dinner first.

 

On your knees with your ankles zip-tied to your wrists.

 

And then put your hair in a pony tail and tie the tail also to your ankles and then buy another machine that can fuck out your mouth with a BBC dildo.

 

lol you got the extreme plow fuck? LOL!!!!! I mean I guess you gotta start somewhere. I on the other hand, have the 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.

 

I just have the traditional blow up. My girl juices get caught in her vagina and I have to finger her with a wet paper towel to clean it up. I wish she had a drip tray.

 

I don't know what in this thread is real and what is a joke

 

Not sure how long to watch that, or if I'm just wasting my time...

 

It reminds me how I still have laundry to do

 

I dunno, whatever you think is best.

 

OMG, LMFAO!! Im in tears and can't stop laughing!!

 

Which ever position you decide to use, make sure the machine is maxed out on the fastest setting.

 

I'd get one that goes vertical rather than horizontal so I could have that BBC dildo slap all over my face

 

Get in the kitchen and make that machine a sandwich bitch!

 

I hope you don't need to be cuddled afterward.

 

Don't expect it to respect you tomorrow morning

 

Its some of the jackass posts and replies...make it a comedy...yet I aint laughing!

 

Money can buy a fuck machine
But it cant buy a sense of humor

 

The Rule Is.......If It's In Love And Sex......Or Any Other Forum Even Remotely Connected

With Sex.......IT'S A JOKE.....



Cheers Glen.