My fingers are cold

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. I wish I had a vagina, so I could put my fingers inside and make them warm.

    Or have one myself.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    You could always stick up your anus, that's what I do...Keeps them warmer...
     
  3. I only do that when I just took a shit, so it is still lubricated.
     
  4. lode

    lode Banned

    I'm telling Skip!
     
  5. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    I know you are jealous of me and my penis and vagina

    best of both worlds, bro

    no $hit
     
  6. A penis is not very helpful with my cold hands when it is not erect.
     
  7. lode

    lode Banned

    Watch the nude scenes in Citizen Kane. That'll turn your engine.
     
  8. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

    You're telling Skip that Bird's fingers are cold?
     
  9. I'm a troll

    I'm a troll Banned

    i've heard that skip has a very warming vagina
     

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