My fingers are cold

I wish I had a vagina, so I could put my fingers inside and make them warm.

Or have one myself.

 

You could always stick up your anus, that's what I do...Keeps them warmer...

 

I only do that when I just took a shit, so it is still lubricated.

 

I'm telling Skip!

 

I know you are jealous of me and my penis and vagina

best of both worlds, bro

no $hit

 

A penis is not very helpful with my cold hands when it is not erect.

 

Watch the nude scenes in Citizen Kane. That'll turn your engine.

 

You're telling Skip that Bird's fingers are cold?

 

i've heard that skip has a very warming vagina