My favorite.....

Do you wanna die? If you don't mind it then how do you wanna go?

 

while i would greatly prefer to avoid the experience of dying, it does seem rather unlikely that any of us living on this planet today always will. i would certainly prefer the dignity of privacy and the calmness of sleep. if i am to die before my time, let it further a cause i believe in, and if by violence let be the tooth and claw of nature and not the maliciousness of man

 

Digital -

Thank you for doing this.

Now if only more people can participate in this poll, thy Lord will take notes and try to please people as much as possible.

I only hope that whilst you did this thread, you did not have to miss mass this morning.

 

God... I want to die right now by your might... Touch me God. I seek death by holy overload. I want to die on my feet, flying 100,000 miles an hour on psychedlic substances, feeling the glory of the universe around me. PM me if you want me to elaborate

 

Dark -

God cannot take your call at this moment.

I have other plans for you. They include sheeps and procreation.

 

Bring it on holy boy

 

In due time my son, in due time.

 

I didnt know that due time meant never

 

Dark -

You are the lost sheep of the herd. It grieves my heart to see that your soul is in doubt.

Lemme tell you of this parable.

Once a man had two sons, one of them got lost in the jungle and got eaten alive by a lion.

So, the other son inherited thy father's wealth and had lots of healthy sex with lots of girls while the other son's bones where used for toothpicks by the lion.

The moral of this is...er...well...er...

Anyhow, I'm sorry if I forget the punch but it about you and your post...I think so...er...probably...

 

can i have blaze of glory and old age please?
i rather like the idea of getting enlightened enough to know when my life on here as out lived its usefulness (and please no jokes saying it already has)
then i want to go out in a field in the middle of no where and spontanously combust.
being a witch I see this as being quite fitting

S

 

I want to die laughing.. Is that possible?

 

I would prefer to die peacefully of old age in my sleep.

 

But then you cant feel death.... You dont get a chance to experience the last ride... the final drop... You miss out on the last feeling.

 

I did'nt even think of dieing of laughter that would have been a good choice.
You all are great! Thanks for voting.

 

I have no need to feel death. I was married for 10 1/2 years to the Devil's concubine. That's close enough.

 

The devil's concubine I think I met her once. She had nice legs as i recall.... I am Satans Sexatary if that counts for anything.Hee hee!I can see how that might prequalify you for skipping the death thingy.