My favorite jokes are dad jokes

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  1. Gone and forgotten

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    The shovel was a groundbreaking invention
     
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    Pure gold Jerry, gold I tell you
     
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    That's gold, Jerry. Gold**
     
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    The jamaican, puerto rican and cuban bakers unions collectively determine the pie rates of the Caribbean
     
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    Why dont seagulls fly over bays?

    Because then they would be bagels
     
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    Guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, asks for some helicopter flavoured nuts
    Bartender says: Sorry, we only have plane
     
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    Becareful you dont drop your phone and tablet off the side of the boat, otherwise they will sync
     
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  15. YouFreeMe

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    What happened when the butcher accidentally sat on his meat cutter?

    He got a little behind in his work.
     
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    Ooh I'm going to love this thread : )
     
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    Walking in the park with my kids.....Look out! don't stand near thoes trees! ....why?...... They look kind of shady
     
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    Lately I've been listening to this Jewish rapper, Ice Berg.
     
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    Dr Drei-del
     
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    M.C. Hamlisch
     
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