My Experience In Benidorm With Sexy Barbara. Very Easily Offended? Please don't look!

Hello folks.
I haven't been a member here long, but for the times I am her I am usually enjoying myself.
Very interesting getting to know you guys.
I am feeling my way as to what can and cannot be posted and said, but I thought it would be alright to post here my experience in Benidorm.
Particularly as I covered up her nipples!
I thought me posting this just might cause some interest and amusement, so with some renitence.
Here goes:

Wifey and I love to catch lots of various cabaret when we go on holiday to Benidorm.
Were we have holidayed quite a few times, and even last year we went there twice.
Also holidayed in Gran Canaria, Rhodes, Kos and Madeira last year.
One evening in Benidorm we went to see a performer called Sexy Barbara who does an act similar to Sticky Vicky.
This meant pulling various objects, including a vibrator and beads and a light bulb out of her vagina.
Barbara is much younger and more attractive than Sticky Vicky.
Sexy Barbara got me up out of the audience and amongst other things during my time on stage, she handed me that bottle of beer, and asked me to fully check and verify that there was a proper cap on it.
There was.
She then proceeded to open the bottle of beer with her pussy.
Once opened she handed me the beer to enjoy, which I did!
Dunno exactly how she did that, but it was all good fun on the evening though, and I would do it all again!

Now then.
While on holiday or not, is there anyone else here who would care to tell us of some possible unusual experience you have had in your life?
It doesn't have to be in naughty mode of course, but if whatever is likely to be interesting to others, then please pray tell us about it.

 

It's Going To Be Hard To Top Your Post.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Thank you Glen.
I hope other people will post though.
This thread is not meant to be just about me.

 

Sexy Barbara's face looks suspiciously manly

 

To tell you the truth Asm.
I am really not 100% sure if she was a transgender, but I never particularly noticed or thought that at the time.
It occurred to me she had had a boob job.
I remember looking down as well, and it looked like a normal pussy to me.

 

A normal pussy that can take the cap off a beer bottle? Was it a screw-off top?

 

As I said it was a proper capped beer bottle.
Anyone who as either seen her or Sticky Vicky would be able to vouch that this is what they do.
Even producing razor blades from there.
It is of course all magic tricks, but how they do it.
I don't know!

 

Me neither. I just bash the cap with my penis until it falls off (the cap that is)

 

Blimey mate.
All I can say is that you must have one hell of a Donger!

 

This is the best thread I've so ever seen in this forum. I can't stop laughing!

 

Well I started this thread in the hope at least someone would see the funny side of this item Astro.
Me being a Scouser we are usually more open about things and don’t take ourselves too seriously.
For me it was a fun evening going to see Sexy Barbara, and have also seen Sticky Vicky and that was a hoot as well.
Though she has retired.
Thing is on evenings such as that in BENIDORM, there are usually at least another two different cabaret acts such as a comedian or singer or tribute act or whatever. The evening was not just about her.
Wifey and I had a ball, and I wanted to share a little of the evening with you guys who were possibly interested.
Not everybody’s cup of tea, that’s for sure.
But no one is being forced to look at this thread now.
Are they!

 

Not Just Laughing Here... ..But "Wide Eyed" In Disbelief.. ....It's Times Like This Putting A LOL At

The End Of My Post Seems Lame.....But What Can I Respond With That Conveys My Feelings..???



Cheers Glen.

 

They are real.. I like benidorm, but not that part, and only for the day, in fact, one week today, I'm there, but just for the day lol.

Benidorm's Sticky Vicky, 72, retires from sexy magic show

 

Yes.
The Woman with the magic Pussy.
God.
I wish my Wifeys Pussy was that versatile.
It would light up my day!

I mean.
Imagine having a Wife who you could just hand your favourite bottle of beer to.
And then say.
Please my Love.
Open this!

 

No, I cant and refuse to think I might have a wife,,, I'm not lesbian, and I've opened my husbands beer lots of times, with a bottle opener
Its magic.. they didnt actually do it booz lol

 

Oh I know they didn’t actually do it.
It was obviously magic when they bring light bulbs, razor blades vibrators and open bottles of beer with her pussy.
Dunno exactly how do it, but hey.
That is on holiday, and it is all good fun.
You should know me by now.
I will do anything for a laugh..

In fact.
If Tottenham beat Liverpool in the European Cup, I will be laughing me Willy off!
Sorry about that.

 

Haha.. if Tottenham beat liverpool, I will laugh my willy off! Haha
No chance... sniiiger lol

 

i don't know, i would be pretty hard pressed to put my dick into a vagina that i've seen open a beer. i'd be afraid to lose the thing.