My downward curved penis is a sick joke

I hate my downward curved penis so much. I can’t be the only guy with one that hates it. Like some force of nature said, “I don’t want this guy to experience great sex w/women. Let’s make it as much of a chore for him as possible.”

I really hate my congenital downward curved penis. Can’t have face-to-face sex with a woman. Surgery is expensive and out of reach and so are extenders. It’s just stupid and cruel.

 

You could try a few cheap options like a penis straightener (you could search for the term on Google/Amazon)