My dog loves to watch me wank off. I wonder if he understands what I am doing. I wonder if a dog would enjoy a wank off.
Didn't you know our cats and dogs are reincarnations of someone? You are being watched from above. Shut the bathroom door!
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um There's Jake the Jock, diddle-iddle-iddle-um With his extra ......yeah you guessed it
"Why do dogs lick their balls?" "Because they CAN." He might just be curious as to what you're up to. He could be intelligent enough to wonder "What is this crazy human doing now?" but not much more. That or he's super intelligent and pervy. Thanks for the giggle.. x)