My Dog Watches Me Wank

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by JakeTheJock, Mar 23, 2014.

  1. JakeTheJock

    JakeTheJock Member

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    My dog loves to watch me wank off. I wonder if he understands what I am doing. I wonder if a dog would enjoy a wank off.
     
  2. -Yggdrasil-

    -Yggdrasil- Einherjar

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    They hump thin air. They'd enjoy it.
     
  3. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Didn't you know our cats and dogs are reincarnations of someone? You are being watched from above. Shut the bathroom door!
     
  4. Hotbabe1024

    Hotbabe1024 Member

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    Dogs don't need to wank, they can lick themselves
     
  5. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Lolz, thread title of the month
     
  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Jake The Jock Is A Wanker, I Guess We All Realised This

    About 88 Posts Ago...:)



    Cheers Glen.
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
    With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um


    There's Jake the Jock, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
    With his extra ......yeah you guessed it ;)
     
  8. troubled

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    Mine does too, but I now know she just wants to lick the cum, cos dogs love the taste of cum.
     
  9. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    Somebody's been watching something - meThinks
     
  10. Abyssinian

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    "Why do dogs lick their balls?"
    "Because they CAN."

    He might just be curious as to what you're up to. He could be intelligent enough to wonder "What is this crazy human doing now?" but not much more.

    That or he's super intelligent and pervy. Thanks for the giggle.. x)
     
  11. Hotbabe1024

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    yeah if we could lick ourselves we would never leave the house LOL
     
  12. Guitar-Guy

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  13. troubled

    troubled Member

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    So theres always someone willing to lick somewhere?
     
  14. UltraFreakishStuff

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    My dog watches me as well... He looks so concerned =s
     

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