my dog ate weed?

i know but it's my dog so anything he does is my responsibility, like a mom with their kid. i don't have enough weed to smoke him up, i'm scarce right now

 

I second the motion of telling him to fuck off.
or tell your parents that your brother is trying to make you pay for drugs. Just pretend you don't smoke. Get him in shit

 

my mom knows we both smoke, and he's a grown man . he's just being a dick like always

 

ill say it again,

hes lying..

how fucked up was he the night his weed came up missing?

 

he woke me up this morning at like 9 to tell me

 

as others have said, unless their is a shredded bag and weed all over he is full of shit.

he is blaming your dog for him misplacing his weed.

 

I heard a story on the radio about a dog that ate his owners half O, and he just stumbled around the house and ate and slept. But he also lost control of his bladder during this time, and was dripping piss all over the floor of the house as he sloped around.

So if your dog didn't behave any differently, he's bullshitting.

 

He's probably lying.. Sounds like something my brother would do. He's a snake like that..

How old is he?

 

Cheech: What was in this shit man?
Chong: It's mostly maui waui man, but it's got some labrador in it.
Cheech: What's labrador?
Chong: It's dog shit.
Cheech: What????
Chong: Yeah, my dog ate my stash man. I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it. So I had to follow it around with a little baggie for three days... Really blew the dogs mind.
Cheech: you mean we're smokin' dog shit man?

 

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Then he shouldn't be acting like that, at all!

My bro is 17, so I guess his behavior is acceptable haha.

 

poor pooch getting blamed for all this..

 

i know reptar is the best puppy ever even though he doesn't understand the concept of potty training well

 

hahaha thats "shitty"


bad pun I know.

 

are you my mom?

 

haha reptar is such a great name for a dog

 

i could tell when i got him he'd be a monster.
there was a whole white one i was going to get and name him brian, but it was a girl. but if it was a boy it would have talked.

 

What kinda dog do ya have?

 

a blue heeler.

 

Awww what a beautiful dog!