Actually, I came up with it in high school. So bear with me, it isn't that sophisticated. But I thought it was hilarious at the time. You know, dirty limericks are art too, I think. Erotica certainly sometimes is. Just consider the stunning works of Robert Mapplethorpe, as example of what I mean. Anyway, here it goes: There was an old lady from Little Rock, Who dreamt she was s*cking a man's c&ck. She woke up the next day, And to her most horrid dismay Found out it was only a dirty sock. As I've said, you've probably heard better. And if you don't like it, you are apparently not alone. About 10 years ago, I sent it to Hustler magazine, for their viewer submission forum. And they never replied. So I guess they weren't too impressed either. But, hey, if you can do better, by all means post it here. :toilet:
