my dick is so long...

You guys r dreaming

 

Dreaming? Not at all. If there were no forum rule against posting pornography, I would show you that the length of my dick is, as you suggest, a dream; just not a dream in the way you mean it.

My dick is so long that I am just now feeling the orgasm from three days ago!

 

By the way, I'm no longer with that woman. The length of my dick forced us into a long-distance relationship which simply proved to be too much of a strain on the both of us. Plus there was the added strain that she had to bear when having to explain to nosey sons-of-bitches what that thing in her bathroom is. I told her to tell them to not ask questions to which the answer is so fucking and painfully obvious--it's a surrealistically long dick.

 

I can use mine for pole vaulting tall buildings....;-D

 

my dick is so long i use it to open the car door when my hands are full of groceries.

 

My dick is so long that it could serve as the great mother-dick-ship from which all of the dick's in this thread dropped from.

 

I use mine to shoot pool with down at the vfw....;-D

 

ive stopped doing my gymnastics routine naked ...due to the multiple concussions i suffered after knocking myself out with my own dong

 

you can suck it from the roof

 

spent last week in the hospital after tripping over my dick and landing on my right nut

 

I let kids jump "rope" with mine, everyones happy that way.......;-/ Sign me: Chester

 

My dick is so long that, when I'm urinating, I have no idea where I'm pissing. I've no doubt that I've wet other peoples' beds and don't even know it.

 

farmout, if you wouldn't have mentioned the part about "everyone being happy that way," the child-protection-agency wouldn't be on their way over to your house right now.

 

My dick is so long that I was with my girlfriend once, and we were . . . being intimate. Suddenly I felt something at the end of my dick. It was a fly, and no matter how much, or in what way, I shook my dick, the fly wouldn't budge.

My girlfriend asked me what she could do to help. I told her to climb my dick and knock the fly off if she could. She shrugged her shoulders and started to climb my dick.

She almost reached the tip but started to slide back down when she let go with one hand to swat the fly. So she tried again, but didn't quite reach as far as her last attempt before sliding back down. Not being a quitter, she gave it another try, but with even less success than the last time. She finally quit trying and told me that she just can't do it. I told her that that's ok, and that if she just climbed up and slid back down two more times, I could shoot the damn thing off.

 

I gotta be honest...mines only 3 inches. But you'd be surprised...some gals like it that thick!

 

I don't know if you've really gone through this thread or not, but frankly, our dicks have bigger dicks than that.

 

My dick is soo long that it makes Chuck Norris self conscious.

 

And just how is it that you have come to know such details about Chuck's dick that you can make such a comment?

Actually, that's no more my business than the dimensions of Chuck's dick is your business.

 

Lol i know rite!?11

 

My dick is so long that you've probably seen picture's of its head on milk cartons.

Last seen: coming out of the womb; owner nowhere to be found.