my dad is forbidding me to go to court

My sister is a God bothering jesus face.

If I called her anything she would ask the pope to have me killed.

 

...

 

You know me too well. You just have to post a stupid cute smiley face to make
me stop being mad at you. Temporarily.

 

Some people are so shallow

 

Is she a nun?

Or a nazi maybe?

KKK?

Sarah Palin?

 

pffffff

 

LOL, french smiley face.

Makes me feel like shooting a frenchman.

 

fucking franchutes
they should all be shot

 

Along with Americans, new yorkers at the front of the line.

 

I'm glad I'm brazilian. Everybody loves me!

 

you're one to talk mr. crocodile dundee. ya'll are all exported criminals anyway.

 

"Adelaide was established as the centre of a planned colony of free immigrants, promising civil liberties and freedom from religious persecution, based upon the ideas of Edward Gibbon Wakefield."

LOL...you're so like, wrong!

 

I love how scornful he is. That's how I look most of the time.

 

ok then mr. steve irwin fosters beer.

 

I lived in Melbourne when I was little. Well on a boat around there. Too young to remember much.

 

By the way, French people don't wear berets anymore.. that was in the 40's. And definitely not red ones. Except clowns maybe.

 

not true.
you all wear berets and striped shirts and tote baguettes around all day.

 

Yeah Penny! Don't you watch TV?

 

Right, and all Americans look like this:

 

Gee, I hope you can walk away from this one. Best of luck.