My buddha belly itches !!!!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by FallenFairy, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

    for the past wekk my baby belly has been itching like crazy. I keep lotion on it and I wear loose clothing so I dont know what the problem is. All I can say is it is driving me crazy.
     
  2. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

    I'll cum on it. That should fix it :D
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    cum might actually work
     
  4. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

    use coco butter or shea butter

    your stretch marks are coming. it itches because you skin has reached its limit but is still being pulled tighter
     
  5. taking an oatmeal bath would prolly help.
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    the protein in the cum would build up the skin and make it healthier........ <----- another successful diagnosis by Dr. Ganja
     
  7. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

    missfontella is right. Your tummy is itching because it is stretching and growing. TRY NOT TO ITCH! Itching will only make it worse. :) Just get out that lotion and slather it on, lol.
     
  8. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

    thats what I have been doing. Ive been using coco butter and this other lotion that is supposed to help your skin be more stretchy. I have so many stretch marks on my belly, thighs, and my butt I find it to not only be ugly but also embarassing. HOw did you gals deal with getting stretch marks?????? when I showed my fiancee that i had stretch marks I was really down and all he said is that they will go away. DUH I know that. Then (heres the funny thing) I had called my good friend in WI he and I havent seen eacother in 4 yrs and when I told him that I have stretch marks he said that no matter what I will always be beuatiful. Isnt that what my fiancee should be saying???? LOL I just found that to be amusing
     
  9. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

    Stretch marks are hot :D
     
  10. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

    atleast someone like one thing about pregnancy ( or not).
     
  11. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

    there are a few other good things about it too
     
  12. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

    Oh yea??? Like what ( besides the obvious of bringing a new life to this earth and all) please tell me what other "good" things there is about pregnancy
     
  13. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

    Big titties :p

    Everyone should have seen that coming
     
  14. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

    I've had those since 5th grade.
     
  15. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

  16. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

    you dont find breastmilk disgusting.
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    a loose pussy?
     
  18. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

  19. FallenFairy

    FallenFairy Senior Member

    nope not here, since my fiancee refuses to have any kind of sexual contact or romantic relation with me since ive been pregnant. so my vagina is nice and tight .
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I meant after the baby comes out......
     

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