My buddha belly itches !!!!!

for the past wekk my baby belly has been itching like crazy. I keep lotion on it and I wear loose clothing so I dont know what the problem is. All I can say is it is driving me crazy.

 

I'll cum on it. That should fix it

 

cum might actually work

 

use coco butter or shea butter

your stretch marks are coming. it itches because you skin has reached its limit but is still being pulled tighter

 

taking an oatmeal bath would prolly help.

 

the protein in the cum would build up the skin and make it healthier........ <----- another successful diagnosis by Dr. Ganja

 

missfontella is right. Your tummy is itching because it is stretching and growing. TRY NOT TO ITCH! Itching will only make it worse. Just get out that lotion and slather it on, lol.

 

thats what I have been doing. Ive been using coco butter and this other lotion that is supposed to help your skin be more stretchy. I have so many stretch marks on my belly, thighs, and my butt I find it to not only be ugly but also embarassing. HOw did you gals deal with getting stretch marks?????? when I showed my fiancee that i had stretch marks I was really down and all he said is that they will go away. DUH I know that. Then (heres the funny thing) I had called my good friend in WI he and I havent seen eacother in 4 yrs and when I told him that I have stretch marks he said that no matter what I will always be beuatiful. Isnt that what my fiancee should be saying???? LOL I just found that to be amusing

 

Stretch marks are hot

 

atleast someone like one thing about pregnancy ( or not).

 

there are a few other good things about it too

 

Oh yea??? Like what ( besides the obvious of bringing a new life to this earth and all) please tell me what other "good" things there is about pregnancy

 

Big titties

Everyone should have seen that coming

 

I've had those since 5th grade.

 

Milk?

 

you dont find breastmilk disgusting.

 

a loose pussy?

 

nope

 

nope not here, since my fiancee refuses to have any kind of sexual contact or romantic relation with me since ive been pregnant. so my vagina is nice and tight .

 

I meant after the baby comes out......