My Booky Wook

He's so like...I dunno. I don't want to say romantic, because that's stupid.
He's a dirty sex addict. But he's a smooth talker, I guess. Because if a
gorgeous British man came up to me and said that....
"Fuckin' knees to the sky, man.(But it made me sad, it made me really sad 'cause that girl had no self respect.)" -- SLC Punk!


-continues to swoon over British comic like a horny schoolgirl-

 

I'm with you on that one.

I think him being a dirty sex addict is also part of the appeal, to me anyway. It really helps that he's so good with words.

I love an intelligent man

 

Because he'd be soooo good at what he does and make sure
you were 'taken care of'. Ya know, him being a sex addict and all...
Lolz.

And yeah, same here; such a sucker for a smooth talker, or at least someone who can put a pretty sounding sentence together. (You don't get too much of that from the guys here. Heh.)

 

I don't think you get too much of that from guys anywhere anymore

 

Yeah, the whole decent English thing (you speak it for fuck's sake) and the courtesy of letting your girlfolk finish.
Boys...psh.

But I'm sure Russell would ravish you until you could barely move.
And then he'd probably want to do it again.
And again.
Ya know...since he's an addict and everything.

-more swooning-

 

oh shit, you've got me fanning myself.

If I ever met him in person, I think I would just have a heart attack.

 

Yes.
Heart attack...
I'd take one look at the bugger and jump him.
Or just politely ask for sex.

Whatever works.

 

He's probably dig the politely asking. lol

"Hey, Rus, care for a shag?"
"Oh sure! Meet me in the bathroom in 10?"

 

"Excuse me, Mr. Russell? Will you please
take me over you knee and spank me
like a naughty schoolgirl?"

 

"Eh, Mr. Brand, wanna play find the tea cup in the bed sheet? Would you rather you be the tea cup or me?"

 

"Mr. Brand, can I interest you in playing Doctor with me?"

Srsly. How much fun would that be?

 

How much fun would he be?

He would be so proud of us (himself too, no doubt) if he could read this conversation right now. lol

 

I'm sure he would be.
I'm sure he'd be so proud that he'd reward us
with a kidnapping and a night of British accented passion.

Oh goodness....

 

I read the last two pages of this thread.

I haven't read the book; I'm planning to since I think he's quite funny but being a Brit myself, god he has an awful voice! It's so high and annoying! I figure the book will be better since I'll get his humour and not his vocals.

He's a Hare Krishna too which gets him brownie points in my book.

 

For us giggling teenagers from across the pond, we
find British accents quite...desirable, I guess you could say.
His sounds very crude for some reason.
That's why I loooove it.