My Booky Wook

Zomg.
I don't even care.
Boy Love is beautiful.


Okay, SOME Boy Love is beautiful.

 

HOLY SHIT
are we like the same person or what?

lmao

 

YES. I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE THAT WE ARE THE SAME PERSON ENTIRELY.
Lolz. I mean, I know this one gay dude who does not make a beautiful boy love partner...so yes, I refrain:

SOME Boy Love is beautiful.

 

I'm just gonna go out on a whim here and say, SOME love is beautiful in general. I'm not very particular when it comes to gender. lol

 

There ya go.

Now let's get back to the subject worth
talking about: Russell and his almost gay situation.
I say almost gay because he's obviously in love with me.
Lolz.

 

Almost gay because he wasn't very thrilled with the situation afterward. lol

Though, I do believe that he himself tells the women in his audiences that he, is in fact, not unobtainable just because he's famous!

 

Awe, that makes me feel bad for him....

And yes! I know! I just repeat that to myself everyday.
'Just because he's famous doesn't mean I'm not good enough.'
And that's my mantra.
XD

 

Mine too lol

I just think, "maybe someday after April of next year when I'm 18"
(Hey, at least he's got some type of limitations)

From 18 to death is the Brand motto!

 

Haha. Of course.
Have to be legal!

I love the whole SEAGULLING thing.
Epic lulz.

 

I finally got my hands on it and started his booky wook. i enjoy reading his rambling, and i like reading about the crazy, in general.

 

No one has been more randomly sexually abused than Russell Brand and it doesn't seem to affect him at all (unless you count the now being a sex addict, which I don't).

 

Sexually abused?
D:
Lolwut?

 

its true, but id say the sexual abuse definitely affects him.

 

A little, I suppose.
Maybe that's how it affected him; he's addicted to sex.
Hmmm?


Lolz. I count it.

 

at least he seems to genuinely enjoy sex. Like, its not just a "i was abused when i was little" cry for help kind of thing.

 

Exactly....
God he's amazing.

 

i still wanna bang him after he gets tested of course

 

Yeah, he doesn't seem to care about condoms too much...

Free love is all good so long as you check up in the free clinic.

 

Lolzzzz.
Of course, of course...
I love what he says on the special:

I'm gonna make you hear color and see sound!
We're gonna die tonight!

Or something along those lines.
Such a madman.
-sigh-

 

He also said something along the lines of women being goddesses and him seeking redemption between their thighs..

sigh