my best friend wants to beat up a guy!how can i stop this?

what if i like to talk to tomatos like they're people?

 

Then do it. Tomatoes talk back. HAVEN'T YOU SAW VEGGIE TALES?

 

I LOVE VEGGIE TALES! But i'm kinda scared of madame blueberry.

 

I like the cucumber he is such a bad ass.

 

larry is the bestest.Are larry and Bob a gay couple?

 

NO LARRY IS NOT GAY! you are so awesome you love the same stuff I do. Obviously we are a perfect match lets get married like now.

 

see! you've moved along from that emotionally blackmailing **** to a sweet girl who likes veggie tales.

 

SHH I HAVEN'T GOT HER YET!

 

They can't be a gay couple! They're a Christian family show!

And now I'd like to recite to you some lines from a very touching song on that show

"He said to her 'I'd like a cheeseburger and I might want a milkshake as well,' she said to him, 'I can't give you either!' and he asked, 'Isn't this Burger Bell?' She said, 'Yes it is, but we're closed now, but we open tomorrow at 10.' He said, 'I am extremely hungry, but I guess I can wait until thennnn! Because you are my cheeseburger, my lovely cheeseburger, I'll wait for you-ooh yeah, I'll wait for you-oo Oh!'"

Genius, sheer genius.

 

Ok I want to marry you too.
please?

 

Maybe the best solution is for you to beat him up first.

Than you can determine the right amount, maybe just give him a light roughing up, take pictures and send it to your friend.

He'll decide it's settled and chill out.

 

arty:arty:
I can't get married on the internet it's my resaloution not to!And i wouldnt want you to get arrested.

 

How would I get arrested?

 

i dunno.

 

Oh using your girl instincts to try to lure me into your mind games. WELL PLAYED!

 

:smilielol5:what?

 

You know!

 

:iamwithstupid:eace::leaving:

 

Ok, that kind of hurt my feelings and i was just falling for you too.
Thanks.

 

keep your friends close and your enemies closer.. this could not be more correct. I try to avoid fights as much as i can.. but its just in our blood to fight.. fighting has been going on since beginning of time there is no stopping it.. we are human. let your friend deal with the situation, once you come into it it could only make matters worse. just let it be. He should be smart enough to know when to fight and when not to. If not.. then.. well .. lol i dont know im just ranting k bye