Now why on Earth are you afraid of little ol' me? Because I'm going to be the Jedi that beats your Ninja butt? Be afraid, be very, very afraid.
Yes, you had better be afraid of my lightsaber skills. I'm on the dark side of the force. And oh no you didn't just say that abut my hair. You bad, bad man!
it's all a ruse, you silly man. just because she's cute doesn't mean she's not evil. it's the cute ones you have to watch out for...
because shaun is such a normal guy and the humor is VERY dry. you'll love it. or you'll be totally unimpressed. but at least you'll know more than the average idiot out there...
Oh yeah, you better watch out! *cackles in her most evil sounding voice, which actually sounds rather silly*
mine does too. i'm actually kind of adorable and cuddly looking in person, and i sound like a child. BUT I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!! after i'm done baking cookies. i told my baby we'd bake cookies and play with her dora the explorer dolls....i have to learn spanish now. sheesh. BUT AFTER THAT YOU SHALL DIE A TERRIBLY EMBARASSING DEATH!!! probably something involving toilet paper....
Too funny! My voice is childlike too. What kind of cookies are you baking? I just made some chocolate chip ones a couple of days ago. My kids sure made short work of them. I call them my cookie monsters.
my daughter thinks chocolate is something that comes out of the human ass. she hates it. so i'm making sugar cookies. lol. bizarre child. she hates peanut butter and strawberries, too.
No way! No chocolate, peanut butter or strawberries? Toddlers and their quirky eating habits, huh? I swear it's next to impossible sometimes finding things kids will actually eat. My younger son hates ice cream. Now what kid does not like ice cream? It's a temperature thing with him. He says it's too cold and turns his nose up at it. He's always been sensitive to food and drink temps.
kai LOVES avocados. whenever we're at the grocery store she starts yelling "AUTOCADOS!! AUTOCADOS!!! PLEASE MOMMY!!!" i love it. and salad. she'll eat noting but salad. but she won't eat any fruit except for apples, tomatoes or avocados.
That's so cute! Autocados! My kids really have a thing for mandarin oranges. They practically inhale those things. They love pretty much every fruit I give them though, it's the veggies that we have a harder time with. But, they're getting a little better lately.
Lol, i love the cookie conversation you guys are having. I'm picturing the exact same conversation between Darth Vader and Darth Sidious.
well, if they had children they would have to take breaks to talk about cookies and toddler food, too. kai ADORES veggies. especially celery. thank god.
i'm more a Shirley Jackson freaky than jedi freaky anyway... (did that sound like nerdy "sour grapes" to you?)
Darth had children, and to be honest he did try to bond with his son before he cut the little whiner's hand off. Darth was a firm disciplinarian. I don't remember anything about him and sidious baking cookies though. As far as I can tell, Sith eat out.
Lucky you! My oldest used to eat any and everything, but as he got older, he became finicky. My twins have always been fussy eaters. They switch personalities though. One day, one will eat something and the other one won't, and then the next day, the other one will eat it but the other one won't. I have begun to dread meal times. The turned up noses, the food thrown on the floor...well, my oldest doesn't throw his food on the floor but the twins do. Then again, it's really my fault. I cater to their every whim, and if they don't want what I make them, I keep making them other things until they finally eat it. Bad, bad habit. I really need to break myself from it. Everyone tells me that if they get hungry enough, they'll eat whatever I put in front of them, but I feel guilty, I can't let my little ones leave my kitchen with their tummies rumbling, not to mention that when they don't get enough to eat, they're cranky as heck. It's a vicious cycle really. Funny how the title of this thread started off about balls and now has lead to children. Then again, it all tied into one another if you think about it. Balls can lead to children.
