My baby is turning 6 tomorrow

Maybe.

 

Aww! my baby turned 4 on the 30th.
My kid though, I am thinking you mean cat

 

Ok nevermind, Im not giving my cat away to such a boring man

 

my cat stalks and attacks my daughter every chance he gets. that little ass monkey!

 

my human baby is 2 1/2 and my other baby, the dog kind won't be a year until april

 

Dude..

 

Ew, some of you have human babies? Isn't that a protected species?

 

Protected? Hell no, take a trip to China, they're giving them away on the side of the streets in boxes.

 

Only females I reckon? Heard they put quite some value on the male ones there. I don't want one though, I like some hair on my pet. Humans also take too much time to learn anything. A friend of mine spend at least one year to teach his human to fetch and retrieve and my 14 year old dog still was way faster. Nope, I rather have a dog again

 

But Chinese babies are such low-maintenance! All they eat is rice and they're very clean.

 

I have to admit I'm not familair with the chinese human in particular. Can you learn them tricks easily as well? How about fetching stuff?

 

I'm not familiar with them, either. I just heard an ad on the radio. They're giving them away like kittens!

 

You wouldn't know if they're so generous with chinese dogs as well I guess?

 

I doubt it...they need those for the fried rice.

Edit- Sorry, Frieden, I know how much you hate your threads to be about anything but you. I'll try to stop derailing it now.

 

Babies are never clean!

I think you've been scammed.