my ass is growing at an alarming rate

how could it not be, with that shape?!

i had chipotle soup with noodles and pilaf

 

Sancho's a handsome guy.

 

i know...he's a good eater. he demolishes crickets.

 

My sisters a herpetologist. I asked her to get me a dart frog.

It's my favorite method of assassination.

 

that would be sweeeet...they look so cool. hopefully it won't get out in your sleep, though

you should go to costa rica and smuggle one back!!! thats awesome your sis is a herpetologist!

 

dave won't let me have a snake. i won't let him have birds.

okay, i've totally caved, actually. my daughter's love birds. but there's nothing more than i'd love than to portray the minoan snake goddess.

 

you know, my mother, of all people, is terrified of snakes, possums, raccoons, mice and frogs. so are the rest of my family, apparently. silly people. i'm supposed to be the big ol' pussy/crybaby. but NOOOOO. whenever one of them showed up it was my job to deal with it. personally, i think they're cute.

did i mention i kicked a coiled rattlesnake hard in the head once?

 

I got offered a Python.

His names Monty. Pretty affectionate to people for a snake. Likes the warmth.

 

That Butt would even have the sisters sayin' Dang!


Hotwater

 

that ain't no shit. i've decided i can't kill her, so i will fantasize about rubbing my face in her ass instead.

 

I dont like reptiles I like fluffy things yayayyyy fluffy thingsssss

 

KC, i always wanted a snake, too! someday i'm going to get one. that was the one pet i really wanted as a kid, and my mom wouldnt let me get it because "i would get salmonella"

you would look totally hot as a snake goddess. jesus. if you get a snake you need to take pics. naked.

 

vicky, one of the girls in my choir class, was explaining why she hated the formal dresses for the rehearsals, because, posessing "the ass of the black woman," it just looked stupid. she said "this is the dress of the white man. KC knows what i'm talking about." dude, i miss her. she was a fucking riot. there was a rule against wearing large hoop earrings, and she told our choir director "these are my african heritage earrings," and Mr. Ringland shut up. i SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, that still makes my heart flip over in joy. she got them at Claire's in the mall, her parents were upper middle class doctors. i should look her up. she never did better than me on the history tests, though. HA! she was better looking, cooler, and could sing. but i won in Squid's history class.

sorry for my tangent, i had a really happy memory.

 

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sancho's house

sancho
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he's fluffy ...i can pretend

 

have you ever seen the statue of the minoan snake goddess? she's wearing a titless corset, with huge hips and snakes wrapped on her arms. the fertility fetishness KILLS me. it's always been my favorite statue. 1600BCE, bitches. they knew a woman's power.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_Goddess

 

Me gusta casa de sacho.

 

wow...that is hot shit. i would dress you like that and photograph you, and then we'd both become famous.

 

damn you got a nice ass

 

my mom has a couple of those haha

we've had a few snakes. mainly cornsnakes. but we've had a ball python before. we just have 1 cornsnake right now

 

yo tambien! el casa es muy grande...pero sancho es el jefe, entonces el tiene una casa bonita