My age classification

Almost the entire republican party membership supports him taking the place of the republican party, while the other half of conservatives prefer to simply call themselves Independent voters, despite the fact they supported Donald Duck's actions in office. A political party that demands a dictator is not a viable political party, and the US now has only one viable political party, struggling to pretend they actually still have a functional government.

Donald Duck's ability to destroy the US government makes him the most powerful man in the world today.

 

birth to walking and or talking = toddler, rug rat, infant
3 to puberty, child
puberty to legal majority = adolescent.
(i'm sorry but childhood ends at puberty. legal 'majority' not beginning at the same time creates a kind of never never land of the very age range when every species is at its peak)
legal majority to retirement, adult,
retirement to senior discounts, mature, old
after senior discounts kick in, my age, ancient, as i wish now as i wished then, i could have been born with and enjoyed the same dignity throughout life.