My adventures today in the forest

I was bored today, and my friend has been telling me about how every day he goes and spends some time in a forest. I live about 10 mins from one so thought I might go. It was awesome, I fucked with so many people


I got to the carpark, and beside it leading to a forest they've built a bike track with hills of dirt, and several chavs were biking on it. I stood there and they looked at me then I just marched thru the field and track and went into the forest. Then I saw leaning against a tree two fence posts nailed together to look like a cross. So I pushed it over, picked it up and put it back upside down

Then I prowled a bit more and an old lady was walking down the path, I watched her then when she looked at me I jumped behind the closest tree and hid until she passed. Then I went on the path and an old man walking his dog was coming towards me. I stood in the middle of the path then as he came closer ran into the forest until I reached a clearing.

There I made a pentagram out of some logs, and went back onto the path where two girls were coming towards me, as they got closer I hissed and then ran back into the forest where i made another, bigger pentagram.

Then I went running back across the field/bike track and to my car, and near that was another woman loading some shit into her car. I got into my car and stared at her, and she got into hers and put the engine on, but sat there for a couple of minutes. I don't know if she noticed me, I hope so, and I hope she was sitting there with the engine on waiting for me to go. But after a couple of mins she drove out of the carpark, so I followed until she turned off.

Then a few blocks away I drove by a Catholic Church, so I put down the window and yelled Praise Satan as I drove by. Then a couple of blocks from my house 4 schoolgirls were walking down the street so I slowed down, they all looked at me, I screamed Praise The Dark Lord Satan and then sped off.

Ohhh it was so much fun, I want to go back tomorrow, and maybe try to get others to come with me. I'm also thinking it would be hilarious to have a sack full of dirt or whatever and a shovel and walk across the field towards the forest with it, and then empty the sack and 15 minutes later walk back with an empty sack and shovel covered in dirt, get in my car and speed off.

Anyway if someone has actually read all this, feel free to give me some more ideas.

 

hahaha ah you weirdo hehe excellent fun.

 

Hahaha!
You should chase people naked.
That would be awesome!

 

I used to get the same joy from trolling Christian chats in Yahoo and barking at people in public. Ahhh...youth.

 

Have a group procession through the park in full black robes with hoods chanting satanic phrases in latin.

 

Fuck that, have weekly meetings of the group procession. Then the park will be "gone to Satanists" and you can have it all to yourself. That's how it would work here anyway.

 

who wants to hear about MY adventures in the forest today........

 

a forest of pubes?

otherwise, no fun.

 

well, it started with some MMF

(for those lame non-porn addicts, that means Male-Male-Female)

 

That picture blows my mind...

 

god damn thats big.



well, i'm way too fucked to to try to fix it.

\and the bitch is screaming for sex.


enjoy!

 

Nicole Chan: Bear Pornographer

 

I support this.

 

holy fucking bear pron

 

haha.. cool.


But one thing that surprised me, you have chavs in NZ?! I feel sorry for you guys.

 

someone deleted my huge bear pron pic

 

I noticed! Now no one will know who Nicole Chan: Bear Pornographer is!

 

I could re-size it, re-upload it, re-post it, but just typing all that out was too much work



just google 'bear fucking'

 

Or bear pornographer! It's my new favorite term.

 

there is quite a following of bear porn.


I too was shocked